To leave my husband over this?

[NotNowMrTumnus]

He walked into the bedroom and said Hello.

It’s the way he said He’ll-ohhh.

My husband has turned into Mr Bean

I have to LTB (ean) don’t I?

Well is it Mr Sean Bean or Mr Bean with the teddy bear

Mr Bean with the Teddy Bear.

Sean Bean would have said At Up, Love, move over paaaaarrrpppp

Sorry, Ayyyy ooop

Log it with 101! He is obvs is plotting to kill you and this is just to confuse you.
LTB immediately

I sure there are worse sitcom characters that he could turn into

Get a SHL immediately

What’s a SHL?

I put all my ducks in a row but he gave them names and had races with them in the bath.

Mr Bean famously doesn’t talk

I know. He does make the occasional odd noise though.

Count yourself lucky OP. My DP thinks it is the height of hilarity to drop in a Mr Bean noise when things get frisky in the bedroom.

It could have been worse. It could have been Mr Tumble!

What’s a SHL?

Small Handed Lover.

Does he have a padlock on his car?

SHL = Shit Hot Lawyer

Record all activity for divorce dossier!! You will be able to gain all assets plus 100% spousal maintenance for life

Are you drunk?

Is he Terry Thomas? Or Leslie Philips? shows age

''Ding Dong! ... You're not wrong''

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Is this your husband OP?

How strange. I had previously thought that I had distinctly heard Mr Bean say hello in that odd way at least once in TV or film.

BrylcreamBeret Me too, he does say the odd word on his silly beanie voice, I noticed it on the cartoon the other day.

Lucky he didn't come in like this!

You're lucky, my DH is partially to Alan Statham (Green Wing) impressions. It does NOT get me reved up at all.

Ragnar you’re not alone. DH thinks it’s hilsrious! Gollum makes frequent appearances too.

I used to also get Frank Spencer, I will not mention Gollum to him, not sure I want that impression crawling at me across the bed!