To leave my husband over this?

[NotNowMrTumnus]

He walked into the bedroom and said Hello.

It’s the way he said He’ll-ohhh.

My husband has turned into Mr Bean

I have to LTB (ean) don’t I?

@Ragnarhairybreetches

admit it, this is you and DH...

But.... but...Mr Tumble is my guilty crush!

mr sex

It’s the way he said He’ll-ohhh

See I imagined Austin Powers.

Are you sure he didn't follow it up with "Yeaah baaby!"?

Sean Bean would have said At Up, Love, move over paaaaarrrpppp

Has Sean Bean recently had a serious head injury?

But.... but...Mr Tumble is my guilty crush!

You are barking up the wrong tree there, love.

Could be worse, you could be married to BATDAD!

I quite fancy Rowan Atkinson when he's not being Mr Bean. Have you seen him in Maigret?

Back on topic: LTB, ducks in a row, log it with 101, call 111, get a SHL and take in some ironing.

... use barrier contraception to avoid Beanie babies.

@DemelzaPoldarksshinerrefiner

Beanie babies are good. They have loadsa money and Norland nannies and several properties and so much designer stuff.

Or am I getting mixed up with Beanie Baby the fantasist MN poster?

I know how you feel, I am in a similar predicament,

last night my husband cooked tea, it was spinach and ricotta cannelloni that I had made previously (I had heaps of mix left over when I made it last time) that had been frozen ready to be cooked and veggies.

all is good with the world BUT THEN he serves it up and instead of serving each cannelloni shell separately he just cuts random chunks... worst of all somehow he ended up with full cannelloni shells and the kids and I ended up with something that looked like her dropped it on the floor before serving it.

I am not sure if this is something I can accept going forward, I mean he clearly made no effort at all and that's not the kind of man I want to be with

P.S that is of course a joke, just having a dig at the often times ridiculous LTB comments flying around (which I assume this post is about..... I hope hahah)

You're lucky, my DH is partially to Alan Statham (Green Wing) impressions. It does NOT get me reved up at all. confused

Mine does this too! Beyond irritating after 8 years

Sean Bean on the other hand

He's a lizard person, obviously. Their English translation software is notoriously wonky.

Run for your life.

So many Alan Stathams. We need a support group. Ban Peter from going up the passage!

Sounds like this “hello-ooo” was dripping with entitlement and objectification. Shocking!