in being paranoid at my uncanny ability to kill threads???

[indiasmum]

it seems recently that everytime i post something recently esp on otherwise active threads as soon as i post, i kill the thread (or else get ignored completely! what am i doing wrong? am i a complete online social imbecile?

2shoes, how was the birthday?

Tonight, 2 shoes, we are mainly eating blueberry cheesecake. we are fat.

brill tnog we had a lovely pub luch. sil and I had a share the pud thing so i got banoffee pie AND choc fudge cake

I'm delighted

Tell him Happy Birthday from Tnog.

I've already got a book thread that i've
killed stone dead at the moment.

If I bump it will anyone take up the offer
to unburden me of a thread killing?

he said errr right

At a restaurant near us when I was a nipper, they did a pudding called the Midden (scots for a rubbish heap) It was one of everything on the pudding trolley covered in syllabub.

yummy

scrummy

Oh, sorry, I thought I was on the word game for a moment.

hehe

This is making my head spin.

Ribbit, oggs.

sorry oggs.

You are not the nasty frog!!! [hopes]

We have a genuinely nasty frog - the kids found it under the dyke by the house, and put it in their long-nurtured tank of tadpoles. Bitch ate all the froglets before they told me what they'd done, so I had to decant ickfrog by hand and feign surprise at how many of the froglets must have grown up and moved on IN ONE MORNING!

You, oggs, could not behave so.

Polish that halo, and sunbathe a unparanoid on your lilypad

Sunbathe unparanoid.

To sunbathe a unparanoid would just be ridiculous. And ungrammatical. Like that And.

I used to have a babybath full of the slimy little feckers and chickweed for them.

Grim, what we do in the interests of being able to turn around in 20 years and say "Well, you always had tadpoles, and long walks in the country, and we played monopoly with you". Like the froglets though, they're kinda cute.

When did this snurk happen? There doesn't appear to be anybody using the name fredafrog.

Oh It happened alright....it was in ermmm....

Maybe Jan/Feb? ish

No she def did not like me she followed on a couple of threads saying things like

"oh and you think that should be broadcasted over www" [feck-off]

Do you want me to post (snailmail - I don't think I could get it in the D/drive) you my ickfrog, and you can forward it to freda?

good idea!

Ah Melly, put all those bad memories in a box and put the box into the car and drive the car down to the beach and feck it into the sea.

You will feel cleansed.

I just bried in the bottom of the garden instead as I was weeding and digging anyway.....

byebye fredafrog or whatever you nick was.