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Original poster

To ask what you’d call your Nail salon

85 replies

MotherTruckerHere · 09/01/2019 21:17

Just that really. I’m sat here scratching my head!

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JanuarySnowdrops · 09/01/2019 21:22

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redexpat · 09/01/2019 21:23

Claws for thought
Nailed it
Talon salon

BudgieBalls · 09/01/2019 21:24

Wow januarysnowdrops no need to be so rude.

RJnomore1 · 09/01/2019 21:25

MyTown's Got Talons

RJnomore1 · 09/01/2019 21:25

On the nail

RJnomore1 · 09/01/2019 21:26

Tips n toes

SleepWarrior · 09/01/2019 21:26

'Ard as Nailz is the only thing I can think of but it probably doesn't quite fit the bill. Grin

SwearyInn · 09/01/2019 21:27

Scratch My Back

redexpat · 09/01/2019 21:27

Thats really unkind january. If I want my nails done I dont really care who thought of the name of tje business, I just want someone who is good, and nice to talk to.

StoneofDestiny · 09/01/2019 21:27

Heavenly Hands

ENormaSnob · 09/01/2019 21:28

Nail me good 'n proper?
Nailed it

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/01/2019 21:29

Nailed It

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 09/01/2019 21:30

X post!!

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MotherTruckerHere · 09/01/2019 21:30

Oof January... not fictional, no. But thanks for the input. My boobs and lips are far too small to qualify for ‘bimbo status’, sadly.
Claws for thought is my favourite so far. Keep ‘em coming! Smile

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Belishaa · 09/01/2019 21:31

I'd call it something easy to google. Nails in Town X or similar.

Pun names aren't funny after the first few times you see them, IMO

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MotherTruckerHere · 09/01/2019 21:32

nail me good n proper 😂

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AutumnCrow · 09/01/2019 21:32

Paulette's Bend & Snap Nail Bar

MonkeyfaceThereturn · 09/01/2019 21:32

We have a chippy called For Cod Sake.

Puns are endlessly funny Grin

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MotherTruckerHere · 09/01/2019 21:33

@autumncrow 😂

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ImAChaiseLongueGetMeOutOfHere · 09/01/2019 21:34

Hand-some

TooTrueToBeGood · 09/01/2019 21:36

CutieKool

PissOffPeppa · 09/01/2019 21:37

Peppa’s Nails
Nails by Peppa

I’d trust a salon named something like that way more than one with a cheesy pun.

TooTrueToBeGood · 09/01/2019 21:39

The talon Salon

Littlelambpeep · 09/01/2019 21:39

I would like something simple like 'Perfect Nails'

Or (Town name) Nail Bar

UhUhUhDennis · 09/01/2019 21:39

Most of the nail shops I use are quick in and out (but are pretty good apart from people who curse the electric drills) don't even have names! So I wouldn't get too hung up on a name. I'd think claws for thought is a pet grooming place!