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Anyone else want to join the Gordon Brown fan club?

103 replies

flightattendant · 27/06/2007 16:00

I just think he's a sex God.

except that thing he does with his jaw, what IS that?

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expatinscotland · 27/06/2007 17:06

I'm so glad I found this thread!

I'm trying to lose a few kilos, and just the sight of Gordon Brown kills my appetite.

I'll refer to this thread whenever I need to vomit.

expatinscotland · 27/06/2007 17:06

He's the dry boak, people.

Desiderata · 27/06/2007 17:07

What is this with Gordon Brown? He looks like he smells ... and I bet his underpants are full of skidders.

Sorry, FA and others. You need help.

ahundredtimes · 27/06/2007 17:07

I knew you'd be here expat. I just KNEW it. lol.

bakedpotato · 27/06/2007 17:09

suedonim, I don't understand the sugar reference, please explain

[dim]

Is it drug-related?

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suedonim · 27/06/2007 17:24

Brown sugar = sweet = girls.

expatinscotland · 27/06/2007 18:55

This is a strong statement coming from me, as many regulars know, but I would rather a baby every year from now till menopause with DAVID TENNANT than tough Gordon Brown with a ten-foot barge pole.

For one, he'd crush the average-sized woman to death.

For two, he's so far beyond ugly he makes Shrek look sort of cute.

moondog · 27/06/2007 18:56

How dare you Expat.
I have always loved Gordon and always will.
May even turn the tv on tonight to get a glimpse.

Peachy · 27/06/2007 19:02

YANBU

I agree

but we are a limited group methinks

nickytwotimes · 27/06/2007 19:05

oh, flip, this thread has started up again...

Jazzicatz · 27/06/2007 19:06

I can understand the attraction - he seems dark and smouldering, would imagine he is an animal in bed!!!!!

MrsFish · 27/06/2007 19:09

Gordon Brown - yuck

Quattrocento · 27/06/2007 19:11

Yes but only because I think he has been a good Chancellor (despite pensions issue) and not because I want to sleep with him.

Why would anyone want to sleep with Gordon while Robin Cook is still alive?

squeakybub · 27/06/2007 19:11

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Jazzicatz · 27/06/2007 19:12

Gordon Brown and Robin Cook are not even in the same solar system - Brown has that X factor, Cook most definitely not!!!

nickytwotimes · 27/06/2007 19:12

but what kind of animal, jazz?!
the mind boggles

Jazzicatz · 27/06/2007 19:14

Oooohhh a tiger or a big hairy bear!!!

expatinscotland · 27/06/2007 20:03

Please put the crack pipe down before you turn on the TV, moonie .

Maybe after you come down from the crack, you'll see Gordon Brown for what he really is: a minger.

speedymama · 27/06/2007 20:42

I've just been watching News24 and I just can't help drooling over Gorgeous Gordon. He so damn fine that man.

expatinscotland · 27/06/2007 20:43

ALL of you have drug-addled minds.

speedymama · 27/06/2007 20:45

He is strong and masterful. Just how a man should be.

muffincake · 27/06/2007 20:46

A sex god Are you on medication? Cause you should be!

expatinscotland · 27/06/2007 20:48

He's rank!

Please, stop using before the damage becomes permanent .

speedymama · 27/06/2007 20:50

Well, I go for intelligence, depth, principles and altruism, all of which he has in abundance. There is nothing shallow about him.

ViciousSquirrelSpotter · 27/06/2007 20:50

Oh expat you are so emphatic