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To not understand why the 'Fat Controller' is still called the 'Fat Controller'?

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forforkssake1 · 22/12/2018 19:24

It's cringeworthy, and, tbh, he's not even THAT fat? Wtf, how is this still OK these days??

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CrazyOldBagLady · 22/12/2018 21:20

This thread has reminded me of this old Ernest the Engine sketch about the Fat Controller.

AGHHHH · 22/12/2018 21:58

Oh get a fucking life!

TheRealJoseph · 22/12/2018 22:02

The reason why he is fat, is because all his employees are paid a pittence and have to eat lots of veggies. While he eats fattening, rich food imported at great cost. Grin

tasharichford · 22/12/2018 22:13

Sick to death of this bullshit

Sugarformyhoney · 22/12/2018 22:15

He’s called the fat controller because he’s fat. That simple really.

Angrybird345 · 22/12/2018 22:19

It’s been fine for decades so he is just the bloody fat controller.

Bicnod · 22/12/2018 22:19

For years as a kid I thought he was the Fact Controller.

DontBuyANewMumCashmere · 22/12/2018 22:30

Oo I'm just pleased as punch to say that in the original stories he's called the Fat Director!

MereDintofPandiculation · 22/12/2018 22:35

In the original books he's the Fat Comptroller. I never knew how to pronounce it.

Janedoe5000 · 22/12/2018 22:42

Because it everyone gets offended by anything and everything.

Janedoe5000 · 22/12/2018 22:43

*Not everyone.

DontBuyANewMumCashmere · 22/12/2018 22:50

Mere he's definitely called the FD in our old story books.
Did the good Rev change him over mid storyline?

SpoonBlender · 23/12/2018 04:00

@ posthistoricmonsters The Captain Pugwash "rude character names" thing is a peculiarly persistent nonsense. There was no "Roger the cabin boy" or "Seaman Staines" or "Master Bates".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash#Characters

SpoonBlender · 23/12/2018 04:01

Bugger! @posthistoricmonsters ^, sorry typo'd a space.

EyUpOurKid · 23/12/2018 12:00

When I was very pregnant, grumpy and unreasonable (overdue with a large baby) DH used to call me 'the fat controller' Grin

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