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Purposely loud exhausts ...

49 replies

todayiwin · 19/12/2018 21:46

Can someone please explain to me why the fuck people have the exhaust pipe on their car "tuned" so it sounds ridiculously loud and makes people in the street stare (or shit themselves)

AIBU to think people who own these loud pipes are utter twats or am I completely missing the point somewhere?

It drives (no pun intended) me NUTS. Everyday, the man over the road revs up his shitty Corsa and drives off into the sunset with his exhaust sounding like a Boeing 747 taking off at Heathrow.

It's a Corsa mate ...and even if it was an Aston Martin you still look like a cock.

OP posts:
EyeDrops · 19/12/2018 22:01

YANBU!!!

Andro · 19/12/2018 22:04

Why do they do it? They're attention seeking idiots who think it sounds 'cool'.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 · 19/12/2018 22:05

oh god this is my pet hate. I actually want to go out and punch them when I hear them doing this.

Thehop · 19/12/2018 22:06

I think it’s realky handy for young women to have a siren that alerts them to tossers

isitfridayyet1 · 19/12/2018 22:13

Attention seekers !

Elphie54 · 19/12/2018 22:15

How else would you know they were there, how important they were and needed to worship the ground they drove on?

Ie. They are attention seeking losers.

FrenchSchnoodle · 19/12/2018 22:16

They are all utters twats with very small penises. I hate it.

justbinthefeckinbyebyebox · 19/12/2018 22:26

Thehop yep it's the tosser siren Xmas Grin

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 19/12/2018 22:30

Are they even legal?

cablewable · 19/12/2018 22:43

Ooo a kitted out, lowered Nova with a double exhaust and tinted out windows, Garage playing loud with the bass vibrating from the speakers in the back.......... took me back 20 years 😂 dream to a teenagers ears 😂 a pain in the arse for an Adult!!!!! Drives me insane now and can't stand it.
It's more than likely a young lad in his first car trying to impress the girls 😄

TheRealJoseph · 19/12/2018 22:45

Hammer a raw spud or two into the exhaust/s!.

BoswellandForshort · 19/12/2018 23:57

I bought a second hand car that had one of these and it was so embarrassing. Every time I drive off, it would roar. What people must have thought when they expected to see a teenage boy racer but instead found this chubby woman driving a rubbish old banger Blush

I got it changed at the first opportunity. It’s still loud, but nothing like it used to be.

Ontheboardwalk · 20/12/2018 00:08

It can’t be good for the ears. I always think they must end up at their destination with a banging headache.

Hulloa · 20/12/2018 00:12

Yes or tinnitus.

TomPinch · 20/12/2018 00:15

Being a cyclist, I appreciate modified exhausts. It informs me that a dangerous driver is likely to be in my vicinity.

busybarbara · 20/12/2018 00:15

It's the male equivalent of wearing lots of makeup and high heels.

user1483390742 · 20/12/2018 00:17

I blame their mothers. They are the ones that made them feel like entitled tossers..ShockGrin

PoutySprout · 20/12/2018 00:23

One of my cars has a 98db exhaust as standard. But then it’s about 3 times as powerful as a standard car so it’s never going to be quiet.

I do use a baffle in it when not on the track, to preserve neighbourly relations.

PoutySprout · 20/12/2018 00:24

It's the male equivalent of wearing lots of makeup and high heels.

Ummmmm Grin

CruiserHP · 20/12/2018 00:27

My car does this... I purposely try not to annoy anyone but I love my car and even though I’m 28 it makes me feel like a teenager. I’m probably reliving my youth and I get looks on the school run...
I do love my car though. Some people show off in range rovers, I show off in a boy racer car with a loud exhaust.
I do however respect my neighbours and never leave it running or use it before half 8 or after around 9pm.

JustKeepSwimmingJustKeepSwimmi · 20/12/2018 00:31

I find it funny people think its somethijng to "show off " when most people seem to think "what an idiot!."

Defenbaker · 20/12/2018 00:36

YANBU! Attention seeking twats.

peakSafeSpace · 20/12/2018 04:01

Amazing how this became about men so quickly. Rule #4 of misandry; turn everything into a generalisation about men and "small penises"

Exhaust systems create pressure in the system meaning less fuel can be burnt and therefore less power. A noisy exhaust gives better mileage and more power. The compromise is noise. However, they also make the engine run hotter so there are other factors to consider.

IPromiseIWontBeNaughty · 20/12/2018 04:08

It’s usually young lads who have these exhausts on cars isn’t it? Leave them be. Brings back many memories.... Wink

DarthLipgloss · 20/12/2018 10:06

Dp has one (and lots of other things ) on his 18 yr old customised VW, he is a grown up man but loves his cars and van .
He is very nice man with no need of a penis extension, for some ppl it's just part of the custom/modified car scene.

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