To throw cat poo over my neighbour's fence?

[Sixofone]

I suspect I probably am but have had a few glasses of wine so here goes!

My neighbour's cat turds all over my garden and it's really pissing me off, especially as dd crawls around out there and will eat anything. So, DH stalks the cat, surmises that, because it spends an inordinate amount of time statistically on one particular neighbour's flat roof, it must belong to them.

So, I tipped a whole bucket of saved up cat poo (I mean, what else can you do with it - it surely isn't nice to put it in the black bin with your food waste?) over the fence, so it is now sat there in a rather suspicious looking mound. Some of the turds have gone mouldy. I expect my neighbours will see it in the morning. I have now had to throw the bucket away. Do you think they'll think it's me, or just a rather large cat? AIBU for being a cat poo thrower?

har!

release the cats

What do I want one of those for when they have the neighbours' gardens?

sixofone..i could imagine the voiceover with that link...the same bloke who does all the dramatic trailers.

oh sixofone - this thread had made me laugh anf laugh!! You are completely bonkers!!! Good on you girl!

Aren't they just washing up bowls?

course not weeble...not if they have a logo on them.

I'm so thick sometimes! I bet they cost a tad more than a washing up bowl too!

snigger...did you see the email addy at the..ahem...bottom.

yeah but what is worse is that she must have PAID to register that domain name....

I'm going to email and ask if they're washing up bowls.

has anyone ever strimmed a cat turd?

it aint pretty.

no. I've mown dog poo. AN unholy stench was let loose

I wonder how you actually train your cat to turd in a washing up bowl?

I haven't had the pleasure of strimming or mowing turds because they poop on the earth at the bottom of the garden or somewhere else. I bet it sends it flying!

Sixofone I have emailed and asked that very question!

ahem, like i said, they only crap in my grass when it gets long, hence the need for strimming. not the same as mowing, goes everywhere.

be glad julie didnt get the strimmer out is all i can say.

or bob

sixofone
Here is how you do it
www.karawynn.net/mishacat/toilet.html

Weeble, that was FUNNY

LOLOLOL

Weebles can't wait till tomorrow to hear if you get a reply!

I asked how she managed to train her cats to urinate in what is essentially a washing up bowl.

I've come round now in case you were wondering. UCM posted without referring to 'you bastards' and I was quite overcome.