To throw cat poo over my neighbour's fence?

[Sixofone]

I suspect I probably am but have had a few glasses of wine so here goes!

My neighbour's cat turds all over my garden and it's really pissing me off, especially as dd crawls around out there and will eat anything. So, DH stalks the cat, surmises that, because it spends an inordinate amount of time statistically on one particular neighbour's flat roof, it must belong to them.

So, I tipped a whole bucket of saved up cat poo (I mean, what else can you do with it - it surely isn't nice to put it in the black bin with your food waste?) over the fence, so it is now sat there in a rather suspicious looking mound. Some of the turds have gone mouldy. I expect my neighbours will see it in the morning. I have now had to throw the bucket away. Do you think they'll think it's me, or just a rather large cat? AIBU for being a cat poo thrower?

oi ucm, i am a bag...but im not old

I fucking hate cats. I have one called 'Mini' as well but she doesn't like to be photographed as she came to me in a shoebox with sleepy eyes and had been maltreated. She was only 4 weeks old and had to be fed 'baby milk' from the vet.

Anyway, you can still fark off you old bags!!!!!!!!!!!!

you farking hate cats but you have some?

hmmmmmm. mine were all from rescue shelters too. they'd have been roaming and crapping anyhow if they weren't rescued

I logged on just to have a look at this thread...

so so funny!!

Ahhhhh UCM...did you feed little Mini every few hours and love little Mini because kittens are just so cute...did you, did you?

Stumpy is just gorgeous...I can tell you really love that cat

she does i bet, just trying to be 'ard.

I reckon she's got cat wallpaper in her lounge, cat ornaments. We know she has photos of her cat.....great big softy

best way to get rid of cat poo in a garden?
get a dog...they eat every bit! ergh!!

and one of those pens with a pink fluffy, wobbly googly eyed kitten on the end.

the mousemat too.

and a cat tea cosy, cat door stop and fluffy cat cushions

and a cat loo roll cover.

and I bet she's cuddled up right now with Mini and Stumpy in her arms.

ucm, you dark horse. So warm and lovable, just a little prickly on the outside

you do know that she's going to come and bollock us in a minute right?

No she won't. She can't type because her arms are taken up with fluffy wuffy kitty cats

the cat loo roll cover....does it fit over just one roll or several on a stand...it sounds great...where have you seen it??

(goes to search Ebay for cat loo roll covers)

Ecmo ask UCM - Word is she buys them in bulk in case anything happens to one of them.

its extendable ecmo...it adapts itsself to the environment.

erm itself even

Please understand, I fucking hate cats. The fact that my husband seems to like them is 'orrid. I know & he knows that when they have lived their lives, no toothache etc, they are d4ad.

there are no loo roll covers on ebay it is so sad that i even looked....i must get a life

And it was me that said, 'Steve, you can't ignore this little person'

Many fucking years ago when I was nice.

give it up ucm...you have revealed your true colours now.

there's no going back.