That "hangover horn" is not a thing?

[LaBelleSauvage]

DH gets what he calls "hangover horn" where if we've had a night out he gets morning horn but ×1000. He says this is a thing.

AIBU that the morning after a particularly rumbunctuous dinner party, where significant quantities of wine were consumed, that I want to have a lie in undisturbed and then a bacon roll, with as little motion as possible?

Hangover horn: is it a thing?

Beer horn we call it here. It's a thing!

Definitely a thing. Not for me personally as if I’m that hungover I prefer not to move but couple of ex’s definitely were like this. It’s a terrible mismatch...

Oh my god no. I want to die when I’m hungover.

The only thing I crave is eggs and carbs.

A slow, lazy shag is one of the best cures for a hangover!

An old boyfriend used to say that the cure for a hangover was "shit, shave, shower, shag, shigarette".

I think it's a dark room, Eastenders and flat coke.

Oh god no. I don’t get hangovers often but when I do, I spent the entire day vomiting and crying. Even the thought of someone touching me is brutal 🤮🤮

The bacon butty comes afterwards!

Only thing that cures my hangover head 🤷‍♀️. However, I'm now very single so Anadin has to do and it barely takes the edge off 😩

Oh god no. I have to be left alone to die quietly and not emerged from bed until 3pm except for painkillers and water. This is why I don't drink

yep. So hard to strike a balance between really wanting a shag and definitely not wanting to move at all.

Can of come is just excellent.

No no no. Im horny usually but hangover is sure to kill it off!

Yes here too. Nothing quite like a hangover shag and eating the remnants of last night's takeaway (not at the same time, of course).

@ladycarlotta - Can of come is just excellent.
Please tell me that’s a typo!!

Depends on the level of hangover I reckon!

Can of come is just excellent.

Please tell me that’s a typo!!

It was a typo wayyy upthread.

Yes I get it too. DH very rarely drinks, I only drink occasionally so it’s rare to experience but a definite thing for me (female)

Well I've never come across this before.

So to speak.

We refer to it as a hangover cure. It works for headaches. But not it you've drank waaaay to much and feel sick.