To just want to have a bloody ORGASM?

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N/c for obvious, wank related reasons.

My effing internet provider has taken it randomly upon themselves to stick age restrictions etx on my mobile so no acces to any handy erotic fiction.

Frustration is not the word. No idea how to bloody change it all. No handy stashes of vintage, god forbid, printed erotica. Im far too tired to imagine anything. And now im feeling rather ranty so the whole mood is gone.

Ffs VMedia. Sort your shit out. 10 years weve been together. Reading a bit of soft core suddenly bloody illegal??

And age? Im decades over any worthwhile resteictions.

and he name change worked. Thank fuck for that.

Is it too late for you to call them? I think you should tell them exactly what you have said in your OP, they need to know the implications they have caused

can you imagine! "Excuse me Keith but you appear to have mistakenly ammended my account. If you could just click that button over there that would enable me to read the next chapter of "Shower sex with Suzie" thatd be mighty grand of you".

Ha! Do it, please and tell us what happened.

I've had this previously with Vodafone. I'd have to prove I was over 18 every few months by visiting the Vodafone website and putting in credit card details (they never took any money, it was just "proof"). The worst thing was that for some reason they'd put me on a business contract so they thought I was a business owner who was under 18!

It randomly stopped one day thank god. Have you tried private browsing or does that still stop you?

I always use private browsing. Tried wifi and data. No joy. Literally no joy.

Fuckers.

What about downloading a browser like PUFFIN? Free in the App Store

How on earth did we all manage before internet porn was available 🧐

Is there any way if you have a login on their website to change settings?

I looked at very mild Internet porn once on my phone. I was spammed for months afterwards with disgusting, intrusive messages. I couldn't let DS have my phone at all. Never again.

Where do you normally get your material, OP? Asking for a friend...

Kindle app and purchase a 99p erotic fiction ebook?

Can't you just use your imagination? Or do people not do that any more?

VPN app is your friend here OP. It eats data like a motherfucker but you can do what you want on it!

literotica.com is quite good....so I heard.....from a friend....

Aw maybe we could help you out VriginMed and do one of those write a sentence then the next poster adds the next sentence - I’m sure we’ll come up with something steamy in the end 😂

Download the VPN 360 app then turn it on and you can browse as you please as it goes around the restrictions I used to use it at my old work as all social media was blocked

I changed my settings on my online account.

My friend apparently uses redtube.... 🙄🧐

This is what we've all got to look forward to with that age-verification intrusive, useless bullshit, folks.

OP, I sympathise. And am happy to recommend some most excellent erotica anthologies for your Kindle, though it's too early to point you in the direction of another excellent and entirely appropriate-to-your-needs product what we are about to make. (Shh, MNHQ. I claim Piano Tuner Privilege here.)

Thanks PyongyangKipperbang!

Literotica do have some decent atuff. If you cba to hunt it out. However kindle have the filthiest books for free on their free downloads. So just get the kindle app and read those.

On literotica, if you find a decent author, look up not only their backlist, but other stories and authors they recommend. It's the best way to regularlt find relatively literate pieces

Thanks for the advice Million!

So difficult not to write some erotica for op....

I was over 18 every few months by visiting the Vodafone website and putting in credit card details

sorry to derail but I have noticed more and more sites doing this now, not just "risque" sites but general sites to prove my age, which is great but I don't have a credit card, passport or (at the moment) upto date driving licence. My partner doesn't have any of those generally.

I have no idea what you can do, sorry