Should I fart in the office?

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I am referring to a home office, but still, I share it with DH.

He has popped to the loo. Could I let rip here and hope it's not a smelly one?

Too busy reading MN to give a rip where I give a rip!!!

It's building up a head of steam here

Anyone?!

Do you usually ask for permission to fart in your own home?

No, but I wondered if I ought to do it in a room DH will be so soon returning to?

I'm just being lazy, basically!!!

Why not go to the loo??

Sometimes I worry about people...

Why wouldn't you?

So you don't fart in a room your husband is in?

There's only one loo and DH is in it!

Can only hope he's in there for the long haul, so if I do a smelly one, the air will clear a bit.

So you don't fart in a room your husband is in?

If it's a very small subtle one, but I have reason to believe, given what I had for dinner, that it's going to be a paint-peeler

Definitely fart.

Or, if he's back shortly, cupcake him.

Of course you should fart in your home office if you want to, regardless of who shares it.

Just let rip. It's only a fart. An innocent bit of wind.

Do it in to a drawer or box file.

Won’t look dodgy at all

Or, if he's back shortly, cupcake him

What's that? I don't know about cupcaking?!

Don't do it in the office you share! It's a bit grim

Go for it, unless your like my ex, who farted in my living room earlier (over 45 minutes ago), and it still smells like the cat crapped in there 😷

Cupcaking is when you fart into your cupped hand and then thrust it under their nose. You can also say 'Cupcake!' for extra flourish.

Just let it out, you wouldn't want to explode

Do people actually not fart in front of their husband/wife/partner?

Mind, blown

He's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. Is he ok? Or is this an attempt at a joke?

Do it in to a drawer or box file.

I AM DOING THIS IN DH'S DESK NEXT TIME I GET A CHANCE.

Can't believe I hadn't realised this was an option before.

Blimey, I didn't know about cupcaking. You learn something new every day.

My friend used to have a cat called Cupcake.

*Blimey, I didn't know about cupcaking. You learn something new every day.

My friend used to have a cat called Cupcake.*

I imagine thrusting a handful of cat under someone's nose will get you a similar reaction...

Cupcaking is when you fart into your cupped hand and then thrust it under their nose. You can also say 'Cupcake!' for extra flourish

He's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. Is he ok? Or is this an attempt at a joke?

I would faint if he came out that soon! He reads in there. More like 40 minutes most of the time. I am just waiting to make sure he's going Number 2, giving me time to fart and clear the atmosphere. If he's only in there for Number 1, it could be grim for him