Should I fart in the office?

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I am referring to a home office, but still, I share it with DH.

He has popped to the loo. Could I let rip here and hope it's not a smelly one?

Too busy reading MN to give a rip where I give a rip!!!

Go for it, unless your like my ex, who farted in my living room earlier

Poor thing. He's your EX and you still have to smell his farts?

Should have added he's never farted in front of me. Unusual for a man, from what I understand. So he's got real manners there. Might be disgusted by wifey trumpeting away?

PHAAARP!!!!
The deed is done

Just after I cracked off, I realised I could fetch dog from living room. Sorry to disturb him, but who better to blame?????

I thought everyone blows-off infront of their partner. Don't you play that game where you bend down and try and get it as close to their face as possible?

You should NEVER blow off in front of your husband.

Not if it's his turn....

Ba-dum-tisssssshhhhhh - I'm here all week, folks

Here, have a - not quite a cupcake, but it's the sentiment that counts

Love the term 'cracked off'
Glad you've found some relief op

How did it sound?

Am I the only one wondering what you ate earlier?

Seriously though, how do you sustain a relationship without farting infront of each other? If I had to leave the room every time I needed fart DH would think I was having an affair

Really?

I spent about 4 months of your relationship not farting in front of my DH (then boyfriend)

Way too uncomfortable.

We were both relieved (in more ways than one) once the fart barrier was broken.

*our relationship

"Where ever you may be, let your farts run free" - Unknown poet

Never heard of cupcaking. I am so doing that!!

For future use, I'm going to let you into a trade secret for exactly this kind of situation. What you need to do is sit on his seat the fart as you stand up. If you time it right the foam in his seat cushion will absorb the majority of the sodium chuffate gas and hold it.....until he returns and sits down.

TooTrueToBeGood

Wow, that's amazingly well thought out. Definitely trying that

Am I the only one wondering what you ate earlier?

Hummus (too much) and sundried tomatoes.

I am quite a windy person in general. My gut makes alarming noises!!

Thanks all for making me laugh. Hope I did gulp any air or I'll have yet another fart brewng!

*didn't FFS

My husbands managed 13 years without farting in front of me!

Cracking one off where I’m from means having a wank though.

Don't you have windows in your home office? :)

Anal acoustics from the barking spider

No you're horrible

Wow... there are people who don't fart in front of their SOs...

Show of hands - who goes in for a good old-fashioned Dutch Oven?

Always follow the farting code!

viz.co.uk/2015/02/17/always-follow-farting-code/