AIBU to be using MUMSNET at 3 AM

[Catmeouws]

Did GOD have it in for the dinosaurs? Did she get evolution wrong and corrected her mistake by directing a comet at planet earth in order to allow mammals to evolve into the variety that we see today? If the dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct would a highly intelligent species of Lizard have evolved anyway and created its own Mumsnet. AIBU to be using mumsnet at 3 am?

You must have missed David Icke we still have lizards, I think he said Louise Minchin and the royals.

Anyway I'm in agony. Why are ye up?

because I hear voices

YANBU. Jet lag here.

Hello. I sometimes just go on MN cos I’m cross and want a fight😄
The dinosaurs were destined for extinction, they weren’t very clever.
I don’t think they could have come up with MN

You getting any help with that?
Assuming it's medical of course.

What’s your pain thequeef?

Oh man seriously? Op are you really hearing voices?

Is this 🍷 or 😴 talking?

YANBU and YANA using MN at 3am.

YABU to think that God had anything to do with directing comets at dinosaurs, or believing that had they survived that an intelligent lizard species would reign supreme..... crocodiles survived and they’re still flapping about in swamps and rivers, not constructing online discussion boards 😆

This is 😴 talking here. Up bottle feeding - puppies rather than human baby though. Poops are smaller.

My piles are murder tonight Heartache I think the change in temp is bothering em

My cat and I spent the afternoon contemplating evolution. Among other things we wondered how ancient hunter gathers maintained genetic diversity if they only lived in family groups

Tragic cross post - I wrote that before you said you hear voices!

That’s ok though OP - it’s a lot more common than people think. Are they causing you any worry tonight?

catmeouws what do the voices say?

Actually i have just finished a 1 litre bottle of Belgian Trappist ale. Those monks do make exceptionally good strong beer.

Ah it'll be delirium tremens, then.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my cat. We have conversations that consist of her saying “give me food bitch” and me saying “love you fluffykinsl” or similar.
Truth be told my cat has never had anything sensible to say about evolution

Thats the one with the elephant on the bottle. 8.5 %.

After hearing what Queefcat had to say about Brexit I've discounted all her arguments on evolution.

Late tho innit?

No one is ever U for being up and on MN at 3am. My new medication has messed me up and I think I was hallucinating. Then I started worrying about the kitten. Then I had to find the kitten. I did. And then I really was awake.

I don't believe in God anymore so don't think there was any dislike towards dinosaurs.

Oh please don’t start me on Brexit at this time! I think I’d rather talk to a cat who has views on Darwin!

Op do you really hear voices?

I’m MNing at 3am because of a horrible ear infection keeping me awake.

Aaah too been there it’s horrible

Feel like I’m talking to myself.
Still, makes for an interesting conversation 😄

Im up