AIBU to be using MUMSNET at 3 AM

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Did GOD have it in for the dinosaurs? Did she get evolution wrong and corrected her mistake by directing a comet at planet earth in order to allow mammals to evolve into the variety that we see today? If the dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct would a highly intelligent species of Lizard have evolved anyway and created its own Mumsnet. AIBU to be using mumsnet at 3 am?

Bit harsh ShackUp, and anyway that occurs in withdrawal, if OP has just finished a bottle that hardly applies here!

Bowing out to attempt a few hours snooze before pups need feeding again. Have fun cat whisperers 😺

Could very possibly be having my baby tomorrow or atleast given a date to have him next week

Ooooh, baby snuggles, Lost!

Think you should spend your nights writing alt-fic!

Been up since 3. DS wet the bed so been hunting for spare sheets. Baby woke so feeding her while DH and DS eat cereal downstairs. Hopefully they'll sleep in a bit tomorrow. At. Least I'm on maternity leave for another few days...

I use mumsnet to stay awake during night feeds!

Lost are you lying awake about to give birth?!
Hope all is Good for you x

Silurians.

It is possible that I am treating my inability to sleep with a Dr Who boxset binge.

Ooh Lost I remember the anticipation... good luck!

But OP is correct, delirium tremens is a type of extremely strong beer with an elephant on the bottle

www.delirium.be/en/world-of-delirium?ageform=1

Coff

Im just scared they're considering cloning woolly mammoths from DNA they have off frozen baby one. WTAF. Haven't they seen Jurassic Park. F**kwits

TheQueefe
Vitamin B6 three times a day for piles. I found it on international home remedies project site. It works.

I think op has gone snoozies

csi please tell me you’re joking

Ive had bad few weeks
They think might be something wrong eith baby

Have scan tomorrow qnd consultant
If its worse than last week could have him sooner rather than later

Oh lost so sorry.
Is that why you can’t sleep?

Lost

I’m going to sleep now but just want to say thoughts with you lost x

Hey all, to those who need it
I have mh issues and associated crappy sleep. Working in scarily few hours and idiot pharmacy somehow didn't have my meds so am anxious.
OP you drank a litre of 8% beer?! no wonder you're contemplating evolution and having conversations with your cat! Madam BrokenCat says hi from my lap, and doesn't give a shit about Brexit as long as her supply of food is unaffected. Having a couple of in attempt to sleep, cheers (but please get some help, not that there's much out there for mh eh).

Yup, 1 dr think its his head

The others dont care

I see my team today so hopefully get more answers

Thank you

The dinosaurs did not go extinct but rather evolved into birbs.

Lost

@LostMyBaubles

My cat seems to have fucked off out so no quality banter there. The dog and DH are both snoring and farting so I think it's cuppa time

Coffee time for me!

That was a rubbish snooze. The kind when you know you’ve been having a very complex and important dream just a few minutes ago but you can’t for the life of you remember it now. And I’m sure it held some important revelations for woman/cat/puppykind, I guess we’ll never know.

No way someone called a high strength beer ‘delerium tremens’. That’s really insensitive! (Delerium tremens refers to psychosis/hallucinations experienced during alcohol withdrawal if you are an alcoholic, hence my misunderstanding of Shack’s post).

I managed a little sleep, thankfully!

Yoga I HATE it when dh snores and I cant sleep!

No wonder you heard voices if you drank delirium tremens! Wickedly evil Trappist beer