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To expect walls in the changing rooms at the local swimming pool not to have a large amount of shit on the walls?

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MrsSchadenfreude · 30/05/2007 22:40

Semi dried, DD2 knocked against it and got it all over her towel.

First changing room we went in had a filthy nappy chucked on the floor. Didn't notice the shit in the second one until it was too late.

Why are people so fucking filthy in this country?

I'll name and shame the pool too - it was Danes Camp in Northampton.

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MrsSchadenfreude · 30/05/2007 23:12

I do come over a bit funny living so close to somewhere with "North" in its name...

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MrsSchadenfreude · 30/05/2007 23:13

Was it a big turd, Funnyp, or was it a bodgie nut which could have dropped off inadvertantly from some man's arse hairs?

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pointydog · 30/05/2007 23:14

bodgie nut??

is that northampton speak?

funnypeculiar · 30/05/2007 23:21

Not enormous, but defn more of a bodgie coconut. (Top phrase, btw)

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MrsSchadenfreude · 30/05/2007 23:25

Pointydog - probably - it's DH's expression and he is from Round Here.

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AlistairSim · 30/05/2007 23:27

Could somebody translate FioFio's posts for me, please?

I can't understand her weird northern accent.

KerryMum · 30/05/2007 23:29

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purpleduck · 31/05/2007 00:17

Our pool changing rooms always smell of wee. The toilets are heave inducing...unfortuanetely my dd seems to love to use them. She'll say "mummy, i need a wee....!!" and I'll say No you just went!!! and people look at me like i'm a terrible mother because I'm depriving my poor child of using the toilet!!lol!! The little b*gger is like a camel at all other times, can hold it for days!!

FioFio · 31/05/2007 08:56

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nogoes · 31/05/2007 09:05

I don't do public toilets or public swimming pools. They are always so scummy and horrible. I only swim on holiday, they always seem a bit cleaner for some reason.

nogoes · 31/05/2007 09:08

Btw Northampton is definitely the midlands .

AlistairSim · 31/05/2007 10:01

FioFio - I'm sorry, it was supposed to be a joke.
I should perhaps start using emoticons.

FioFio · 31/05/2007 10:01

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marieg76 · 31/05/2007 11:14

I am in stitches reading this thread. Sorry to the OP about the grim state of the changing room but the rest of you have made me giggle outloud (cue funny looks from work colleagues)....

AlistairSim · 31/05/2007 12:05

Sorry, FioFio, I couldn't understand that.

Could you type a bit slower?

Nbg · 31/05/2007 12:08

Thats revolting.

Why would someone use their time up to wipe their own faeces on a wall.

[need a vomit emoticon]

Bananaknickers · 31/05/2007 12:09

Why I don't use our local council run flea pit. It makes me feel sick.

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