Can't cope with the size

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One moment it's small and the next its big enough for everyone to get in.

Then it flies around and it's small enough to go in the pagoda thing and you look inside and its huge, so they must be tiny, so does it shrink once they're in and everything shrinks with it, then it slowly comes back to size as it lands??
I mean sometimes it runs up the bloody tree!!

No, that's the Ninky Nonk isn't it and the Pinky Ponk is the one flying?

Both do the weird size thing though.

Aibu to think its too trippy and it needs to stop changing size??

Eh?

What are you on and can I have some?

Stop watching In the Night Garden while you're on drugs, would be my advice.

Perhaps watch a different channel?

You do know the title belongs in the ‘sex’ topic?

The writers of night garden are definitely on the wacky baccy

With that thread title it could only be about a cock or the ninky nonk .

Can we vote for classics yet ?

untwists knickers

Oh i know it bugs me as well!
Kids dont seem to notice though.

Let's not forget the lovely name of the tittifers

The OP reminds me of conversations had back in the days when I was regularly stoned...

OP YANBU.
The whole programme makes me very .
I cannot get it at all.

Did you write In The Night Garden in that period OverfullBroom? It would explain a, lot.

DH deliberately points it out when it's doing it's weird size shit - should I ltb??

ShowOfHands
To a world where the only rescue is a small kid and some talking dogs???

I've come to accept the ever changing size. My husband however points it out in every episode and gets really annoyed with it.

I dont understand

Lost maybe I can watch it with your DH and you can have mine. Like the car key thing for ITNG

It's an allegory on the pointlessness of life and, no matter how hard we try, we'll never truly fit in.

Guuuuuuys! What are you talking about? /whinge

Tangled59
About how stressed I get when it was small and then big?
About why it goes from bug to small?
About what goes from big to small?
I only have answers for the last one-- the Ninky Nonk and the Pinky Ponl

Ponk

Is this a riddle?

It's an allegory on the pointlessness of life and, no matter how hard we try, we'll never truly fit in
But it always bloody fits!!!!!

Tangled do you not have a Ninky Nonk in your life?

Snuffy isn't all life?

YANBU. Have you seen the one where they all drink pinky ponk juice (might not ve called that, it's been years since I've seen it) and then one of them knocks the other's juice over? I envisage that turning into a proper brawl like in a Glasgow pub or something. In fact no, not Glasgow. Which one would be the Begbie of the group?

Here we go again