Can't cope with the size

[SleepingStandingUp]

One moment it's small and the next its big enough for everyone to get in.

Then it flies around and it's small enough to go in the pagoda thing and you look inside and its huge, so they must be tiny, so does it shrink once they're in and everything shrinks with it, then it slowly comes back to size as it lands??
I mean sometimes it runs up the bloody tree!!

No, that's the Ninky Nonk isn't it and the Pinky Ponk is the one flying?

Both do the weird size thing though.

Aibu to think its too trippy and it needs to stop changing size??

Why are the Haa Hoos so bloody big too?

Why is makka pakka tiny compared to iggle piggle and upsy Daisy

Oh, one of these threads.

The Haa Hoos are fucking terrifying.

ITNG is a cunt of a kids programme.

It reminds me of the dreams I had when I used to take ecstasy and been awake 2 days.

The episode where the tomleboos get the drums out is the worst. Macca Pacca polishes his stones really fast, uppsy daisy and her dodgy boyfriend dance really fast and look off their faces.

I am so glad ds (4) has decided it's for babies.

Yes @SleepingStandingUp you should LTB! My DP does the same! He actually looked a tiny bit miffed when I commented first on it first.

Are we talking haemorrhoids OP? I've got the same problem, especially in the heat.....though I wouldn't recommend a pagoda up your backside! 😁

Were they mormons?

Omg Makka with that dirty sponge, he cleans everyone and he never seems to rinse it out. Bleurgh

Why do the tomliboos have such massive toothbrushes?

Surely a normal toothbrush is fine

How one the pontipines have so many children AND keeps losing them.

Why do we never see the wottiners?

I saw a recorded interview with Andy Davenport a few years back, in which he talked about ITNG. Dude was, quite clearly, fabulously high.

I bloody agree - it makes no sense.. WTH are we teaching kids.

And why are the flower globes in a scene always arranged in the same colour order.

WHY

(agree about the haa-hoos. Stuff of nightmares)

Cbeebies wasn't my guess, either when I saw the title.

You know makka pakka would be seriously dangerous if somebody spilled his ponky-pint.

YANBU. I even studied ITNG on Wikipedia a few years ago in case I was missing the point somehow!

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Tombliboo Un

"No cunt's leavin this pinky ponk tae we find oot whit cunt spilt mah ponky-pint!"

DH think the haa hoo's are overlords who rule the land

What about the episode where Iggle Piggle finds a tiddle ( or piddle or whatever it was ).
What on earth !!

Isn't that a pip!!

Piggle finds a Tiddle?? What's a Tiddle??

I seem to remember Upsy-Daisy blowing on Iggle-Piggle's trumpet...

Sleeping it is a random fountain that comes out of the ground and makes it look like iggle piggle is having a pee . V bizarre indeed !

Oh I have flash back images of that.

I want an Upsy Daisy bed that follows me around, who doesn't need a possessed bed right?

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