To ask for your spammiest recommendations?

[prettyfuckingletdown]

I'm just back from a professional networking event where some truly deplorable scumbag groped (as in full grab and squeeze) my boob under the shitty and transparent guise of wrapping his arms around my waist and pulling me to my feet to 'help me' while I was crouched beside my chair getting my bag from under the table.

I've felt pretty fucking awful since and had a cry (not a great start to my birthday today tbh). I don't want to take it further because I fear the professional repercussions.

I do, however, have his work email address. So I'm cheering myself up a small amount by signing him up to the worst and most annoying email mailing lists. So far I have:

Freecycle

An email alert for Donald Trump

Breitbart

Victoria secret

A website offering to cure porn addiction with prayer

Dominoes pizza

Does anyone have any more suggestions for truly annoying spam? I know he'll likely just delete the registration emails but maybe if he gets enough sign ups it will be enough to make him feel just a fraction of the shittiness he deserves.

Also now a list for daily bible quote and an email alert for the word 'grope'

That is sweet revenge. Sorry you were groped. Its always grim.

Uugh cant believe some men are still so desperately disgusting. Sorry that happened to you.
Here are some suggestions:
cyber promo
ticketweb
blazinggrace.org

Is he married can you sign up for dating websites haha Russian brides etc
also sign up some additional email addresses with pornstar style names ie bigdonkeydickdave@ pmail.com lol and link them and spend all day keying in incorrect passwords hahaha (no don't actually I think that might not be legal)

Oh and happy birthday hope you get lots of satisfaction from irritating this grabby cunt for the rest of his life, Here's your birthday treat: www.mailbait.info

Pretty sure you can sign him up to have his gayness cured through the power of prayer also. And penile enlargement surgery. And erectile disfunction medication.

Thank you some excellent suggestions

Hi OP, I know this isn’t what you are asking for but I don’t think this is the right way to deal with sexual assault, which is what it was. Spamming his email seems a bit juvenile and light-hearted and sending him things designed to upset his wife (Russian brides), if he is married is targeting the wrong person.
He assaulted you and it should be taken seriously. Could you ask around and see if he has done the same to others? Could you go to HR? Could you speak to him directly if you don’t want to make a formal complaint and tell him it’s unacceptable and not to come near you again? I’m not pretending they’re easy things to do but what he did is serious and should be dealt with like that.

Gap. The fuckers email every day with out fail. It's infuriating.

I wouldn't do the alert for 'grope' to be honest just in case the bell end has a conscience somewhere and links it to you.

Groupon, living social and wowcher are my worst offenders

Saga? They never ever stop!

Qwertee send about three a day!
CV Library send the same email 4 times
Lovehoney are spamming a lot at the moment!

Happy Birthday OP x

Quora. They send eleven billion emails a day. And seem to be impossible to unsubscribe from.

Dorothy's Perkins. You cannot get off that mailing list!

Still - any other way you can report him? Call him out?

what a horrible thing to happen.

Definitely wowcher, groupon and the like

Can you subscribe him to the “small penis society” mailing list? Not sure if they have one, but
smallpenissociety.org/

I'm so sorry this has happened, and that you're in a position where you don't feel you can take it further.

Sign him up to mailbait.
Craigslist, looking for a good time?

@Bodear I completely understand why you would say that, but it's really up to me how I deal with this. He isn't from my organisation so my HR wouldn't be able to take anything up with him. And in my very small and close knit industry it would only take him telling a couple of his peers that I'm uptight and difficult and can't take a joke for me to experience irreparable professional harm, and therefore have to continue to experience something shitty at his hands. I'm not willing to put myself through that. But it makes me feel - how vindictive and petty it is - just a little bit better and more in control to flood his inbox with shitty and embarrassing spam, and so that's what I'm going to do.

Thank you everyone for some truly creative and inspired suggestions - I will be taking them on board.

Estate agents are spammy bastards

I’m really sorry you’re in that situation. We are so far from equality. I hope the spamming makes you feel better

My blood is boiling on your behalf OP. I totally understand why you don't want to take it further officially though.

Hopefully you'll get an opportunity in the future to accidentally cover his lap in very very hot coffee...

Tena man
Saga holidays
Free surveys in return for cash (my sister signed me up to one of these when she was working in promotions and they bombard you)

Another vote for estate agents.
Also Pizza Express
Connect a mumsnet account to it and post on stupid posts when you're feeling extra vengeful.
Brand alley.
Next - They send SO many.
Newspapers from unrelated places.
Travelzoo.
Wowcher.
Zizzis.
Moonpig.

That pretty much all my emails consist of 😂

How about a radfem group, or an international women's charity, so that he can receive a daily lesson about the effects of sexual harassment and violence on women and girls?

Fly lady. She will email him non stop telling him to clean up.

Do the specialist sex shops still send out hard copy catalogues if you ask them to? Asking for a friend.

Secret escapes constantly emails!