I'm just back from a professional networking event where some truly deplorable scumbag groped (as in full grab and squeeze) my boob under the shitty and transparent guise of wrapping his arms around my waist and pulling me to my feet to 'help me' while I was crouched beside my chair getting my bag from under the table.
I've felt pretty fucking awful since and had a cry (not a great start to my birthday today tbh). I don't want to take it further because I fear the professional repercussions.
I do, however, have his work email address. So I'm cheering myself up a small amount by signing him up to the worst and most annoying email mailing lists. So far I have:
Freecycle
An email alert for Donald Trump
Breitbart
Victoria secret
A website offering to cure porn addiction with prayer
Dominoes pizza
Does anyone have any more suggestions for truly annoying spam? I know he'll likely just delete the registration emails but maybe if he gets enough sign ups it will be enough to make him feel just a fraction of the shittiness he deserves.