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to think Saffy would be on the Child Protection register now?

52 replies

IAmACompleteAisling · 04/05/2018 20:26

Another classic that really hasn't aged well.

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YouTheCat · 04/05/2018 20:28

Mummy has money, sweetie.

IAmACompleteAisling · 04/05/2018 20:29

And a lovely accent, darling.

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TomDonaldson · 04/05/2018 20:29

Champagne for Lulu

NewYearNewMe18 · 04/05/2018 20:29

Surely that's an oxymoron?

A classic is timeless.

No she wouldn't, she's fed, nourished, no hygiene problems, has money, her surroundings are clean, she lives the life many children like her social class live BUT she also has her grandmother, albeit a bit daft, on hand as a responsible adult.

April229 · 04/05/2018 20:30

I assume you’re joking.

GreyGardens88 · 04/05/2018 20:30

I think it's still hilarious, and obviously supposed to be exaggerated and not real. I mean the fact Patsy hadn't eaten since 1972 was a running joke Grin

pumpkintree · 04/05/2018 20:31

who is Saffy?

MyOtherUsernameisaPun · 04/05/2018 20:31

Who is saffy?

Deerdear · 04/05/2018 20:33

AF. The other one i mean, not AnyFucker

IAmACompleteAisling · 04/05/2018 20:35

I adore it but my sister is 25 and was rather horrified when she started watching it Grin

'Inside me is a thin person dying to get out'
'Just the one, dear?'

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ghostyslovesheets · 04/05/2018 20:35

Poor Saffy - she wouldn't be removed though - she had a good support network of friends, her maternal Grandmother, father and his wife ...

I still watch it an laugh I don't think it's aged badly

ghostyslovesheets · 04/05/2018 20:36

or was Marshall her brothers dad? Was her dad gay?

TomDonaldson · 04/05/2018 20:38

I was more worried about Bettina and Max's kid tbh

IAmACompleteAisling · 04/05/2018 20:41

Justin was Saffy's dad and he was gay, he had a relationship with Oliver.

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StealthPolarBear · 04/05/2018 20:43

Marshall was edinas ex I think

3catsandcounting · 04/05/2018 20:43

ghostly - Justin (gay) is Saffy's father, and Marshall, I think, is Serge's father. Not sure if we ever met Serge?

Timeforabiscuit · 04/05/2018 20:43

Hhmm ishould bring this up at work,

Using the adverse childhood experience metrics, there is drug and alcohol use in the household, child is frequently a carer for the adult. Her mum doesnt have a mental health diagnosis - (shall we guess bi-polar?.)

If Saffy had a parent who was in prison or deceased, any domestic violence in the household, then i think she has a 20 times increased risk of class a drug use.

Google the ted talk by nadine burke harris if youre intrested

StealthPolarBear · 04/05/2018 20:43

Serge! That's the brother and he was never in it

TheTroutofNoCraic · 04/05/2018 20:49

Self Raising Flower Flowers

TheTroutofNoCraic · 04/05/2018 20:51
Mummyoflittledragon · 04/05/2018 20:51

Patsy is the long suffering daughter from Absolutely Fabulous.

We never saw her when she was little. She doesn’t seem to need to be on the child protection register. Mummy (Edina - Jennifer Saunders) otoh maybe.

Petalflowers · 04/05/2018 20:53

I never’got’ Ab Fab, although I know people loved it.

Missingstreetlife · 04/05/2018 20:54

Mother is narc surely? Saffy is typical neglected emotional caretaker child, but not on register, no way
Brilliant, but looks ott now

Tartyflette · 04/05/2018 20:55

But -- isn't she also about 17 or 18?
I thought she was definitely a sixth former.
She was getting married in one episode! (until Eddie fucked it up)

Tartyflette · 04/05/2018 20:57

Mummy - Patsy was the 'friend' - Saffy was the daughter.