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To ask how this stays up?

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VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:04

How?

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NewYearNewMe18 · 20/04/2018 21:05

Its wired

ScreamingValenta · 20/04/2018 21:05

Presume it's elasticated, so clings around one leg, garter style.

Bizarre!

Justmuddlingalong · 20/04/2018 21:06

Velcro on the inside of the fabric sticks to the chicken skin bollocks. I would imagine 🤢

TooMinty · 20/04/2018 21:07

Is this for real or is it a mankini style piss-take? I've never seen anything less sexy in my life!

SomeKnobend · 20/04/2018 21:10

I don't want to get close enough to one to find out.

TorviBrightspear · 20/04/2018 21:15

I thought it had to be a piss take, but DD (18) assures me she saw some Youtubers called the Try Guys (or something like that) trying male swimsuits out, including something like this, about a couple of years ago.....

It is like a strap around one leg. And I agree, distinctly unsexy.

InspMorse · 20/04/2018 21:21

Is it like a band - with wire for extra sturdiness?
Starts at the front, goes round the side, through bum cheeks , 'underneath' & finally joins up at the front again.

I've studied it too closely I think.

That or the Velcro solution up thread...

LeighaJ · 20/04/2018 21:22

Ugh those are so creepy.

MixedHerbs · 20/04/2018 21:23

I think I need a small brandy to go with my seven gin and tonics. That is Fugly.

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VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:24

What happens at the back though? Do we see his bottom? And will it come off if he goes down a 20ft water slide?

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OpheliaStorm · 20/04/2018 21:24

This is ridiculous attention seeking.

They should have the courage of their manhood and just let it all hang out in the nudist beaches of Malpalomas.

SluttyButty · 20/04/2018 21:24

It's Bobbbbyyy 😂 Him and his then bf wearing those was in the worst possible taste ever...

InspMorse · 20/04/2018 21:25

Ooh look! I was right ! Grin

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 20/04/2018 21:26

It took me quite a while to work out what exactly was going on there..!

InspMorse · 20/04/2018 21:26

It's called a SCHLONG!!

Justwaitingforaline · 20/04/2018 21:27

I just joked about getting DH one..

He promptly told me that he’s worn one before Shock

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VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:27

Well, they don’t look very long to me. Was it a cold day?

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Angie169 · 20/04/2018 21:28

I have just posted this pic to friend that is going on holiday to a very hot place with his wife ( both in their late 60s )
still waiting for a response . . . . . . .

MrMagnoliasBoot · 20/04/2018 21:30

This is one of the least sexy things I have ever seen!

ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo · 20/04/2018 21:31

WOW! What if you have no bum to hook it round? The one in the red looks like there is nothing going on behind him.

BrazzleDazzleDay · 20/04/2018 21:31

What about this beaut of a tights/fanny pad thong

www.shein.co.uk/Invisible-C-String-Thong-p-434524-cat-1862.html

SilverySurfer · 20/04/2018 21:32

If I die because I can't breathe for laughing, I'm coming back to haunt you OP.

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VanillaSugar · 20/04/2018 21:35

InspMorse. I am impressed by your level of sleuthing! Grin

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fascinated · 20/04/2018 21:35

On my tiny screen the drinks looked like some kind of weird stick on bikini boob-covering pads!!!!

SimonBridges · 20/04/2018 21:37

Followed Brazzles link and got lost.
What the living fuck is this?