To ask how this stays up?

[VanillaSugar]

How?

WtactualFFFF is that BrazzleDazzle????

Those are bap warmers simonbridges

Shouldn't there be a warning on this thread? I can't unsee it now!

What type of ads am I going to get at the side of the screen now...

If I wore that item posted by BrazzleDazzleDay it would look like the poster child for Cats Protection trying to escape from the mouth of a grizzly bear.

The bap warmers look comfy and quite practical. I'd wear one (two?) after a bath maybe. The schlong garment is even less attractive from behind than the front, and that's really saying something

upstart choked on my tea

Which way round would you wear it though?

Until I enlarged the image,I thought he was walking around with a stonking great hard on, and I misiterpreted your question in a big way OP

I've just yoinked the picture and tagged OH in it on Facebook. He owns a mankini so I may regret that decision

Wtf are is that

Happy thoughts?

Aw, I can’t see the unicorn pants picture

Haha but have you seen the ‘suggestions’ at the bottom of the eBay listings? Mind.blown but not in a good way!

@dontticklethetoad These days I honestly doubt you could tell, so it wouldn't matter. I'd squat, shove it on and hope for the best.
Actually I could probably sit on it, stand up and it would sort of just get assimilated.

I assumed those cock socks were a type of butt plug.

This is so much fun.

What's wrong with the classical route - taping on a fig leaf? it surely has to be better than a cock sock with a strap!

The brazzle looks like oven gloves to me. Off to try mine on now.

DH and I have been drinking so we'll both be prancing round the kitchen in oven gloves before long.

That'll drive the teenage night owl to bed. Mwah ha ha.

Sorry, im fairly sure the unicorn pants link led to a friends post on my wall so asked mnhq for help, those feckers were quick, they're not on the wine

Unicorn pants... ah ffs wont let me add pic. Goole error

Reminds me of the 90s and the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing live with socks on their knobs 😂

Google 'backless briefs' for more top-drawer crimes. The ladies with the pert behinds carry off the look well enough but the men...well, you'll have to see for yourself. I dare you.

If you google image C string you'll see the female version!

Also thought that was erect at first. No need, OP, no need!

From the thumbnail, the guy on the right looks like he’s wearing armbands

What happens if the man's downstairs area falls out of that little sling?

The whole c string thing is bizarre. They look like the least comfortable things in the world. Just go on an actual nudist beach if you want to wear nothing.

You’d think they’d have fake tanned their trunk shaped tan lines before putting on that ridiculous thing. I agree that it’s about the least sexy thing I’ve ever seen. And yes, it does look like he’s wearing arm bands, which doesn’t help.