AIBU to start this thread just because I'm waiting in hospital to have a caesarean (first DC) and I desperately need a distraction?
It could happen at any point today, unless they get too busy with emergencies and then it will be pushed to tomorrow.
I'm sat here in a boiling hot hospital room, all trussed up in my gown and sexual socks.
All I want in the entire universe is a cold glass of fresh orange juice, but all I'm allowed to consume is 50ml of water an hour, which comes in a urine sample pot for extra lols.
DH is here, on his phone, looking like he really needs some sleep. I am so scared and excited and so many other emotions. 

