To think that Mars should make a giant malteser

[SaucyJane]

Not exactly chocolate orange size (well maybe the new shrunken wizened ones), but big ones?

I'd also like orange or toffee flavoured ones.

AIBU to ask what snacks you would pimp or redesign? I'm breastfeeding and starving and only have healthy stuff to eat, wah wah...

IMAGINE A MASSIVE FERRERO ROCHER I'M NOT SCREAMING YOU ARE

Oh, I like the idea of giant Maltesers.

I would re-design crisps so that they are calorie-free. (Yeah, not asking much.)

I've had a sci fi movie binge and found the title confusing until I realised OP wants to give me a malteser the size of my head.

I luffs you, SaucyJane.

Bring Back Mingles.

Id like mini Ferrero Rocher bites.

Like poppets

Also mini walnut whip bites

Oh yes, mini walnut whip bites and a massive Malteser. This is a very good thread and I'm hungry now.

YANBU giant Malteser = fab

YABU orange Maltesers of any size! = bleurgh

I wouldn't want a single giant malteser, but maybe a string of bigger ones so you could bite or break one off.

It'd look like anal beads, but worth it.

DC gave me a giant Ferrero Rocher Christmas before last. Not particularly a FR fan, so have no opinion on how it matched up with the small ones.

Yy to a giant Malteser and a giant Ferrero rocher!

Bitesize daim would be amazing.

Bitesize daim exist, don't they? Ikea sell them in bags.

OR HAVE THEY STOPPED DOING THEM?

I’d like a dark chocolate Twix.

Giant Ferrero Rocher you say?

You all need this website! https://www.pimpthatsnack.com/

Marks and Spencer sells bags of mini chocolate whips

I just wish you could still buy a bucket of maltesers.

There was a time a few years back when they made dark chocolate mars bars! They were so lush

Giant Maltesers bunny....

Yes please to all of yours!
I would like a giant creme egg with a biscuit spoon please.I

And easter eggs should be better filled with things. Like strawberry fondant.

Giant Lindor balls

I’d like an orange revel the size of my arm.

I've got bad news for you op.

They tried and it didn't work.

I can't tell you how I know this, but I do have it on good authority.

The giant twix, however, was a success.

A creme egg Easter egg, but instead of the normal hollow eggs, it's actually a huge version with all of that goo in

I am also bf and also v hungry, I’d like chocolate orange sized Lindor balls that I could eat like an apple, and Reeses pieces made with really good dark chocolate instead of the milky crap they actually use. Or just dark chocolate coated peanuts tbh.

I want a Malteser so big that I could nibble a doorway into the outside and burrow into it and live there.