To think that Mars should make a giant malteser

[SaucyJane]

Not exactly chocolate orange size (well maybe the new shrunken wizened ones), but big ones?

I'd also like orange or toffee flavoured ones.

AIBU to ask what snacks you would pimp or redesign? I'm breastfeeding and starving and only have healthy stuff to eat, wah wah...

Oh yes...a mega malteser. Yummmmm

DidNotThinkItWouldHappenHere you HAVE to tell us more about the secret freaky confectionary laboratory.

www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/the-creme-de-la-creme-egg
GIANT CREME EGG

Maltesers the size of lindor balls would be amazing.

Oh yes, my friend and her colleagues pimped a toffee crisp. It was enormous. They worked out it had something like 46,000 calories in it!

They definitely do bite size dime/daim, you can get them at airports.

How could a giant malteser fail?? My heart is breaking here.

Umm - I really can't say too much. Let's just say it was a case of tweaking settings to see what would happen, when other work was being undertaken...

The Ferrero fans, have you tried their mini egg version?? Heavenly!

Would also like a giant one. But a proper one, not that hollow joke they do at the moment

Buster - at first I thought you meant a giant mini egg.

Now I want one of those too!

When you said giant, I imagined a malteser big enough to sleep in.

I want a Twirl the size of a Toblerone. Two Toblerones.

@WashingMatilda oh I'm screaming for that!!!

Oh my god I didn't know they did mini versions now they are spoiling us

And Quavers the size of prawn crackers.

I want a giant cream egg, an a4 size after eight, giant maltesar bunny.

Nom nom!

That would have been great once upon a time but the bastards have added palm oil to the ingredients and my once lovely Maltesers are now inedible

Toblerone bites..

Forerro Rocher the size of a football. And a spoon

Another vote for a giant Creme Egg here too. But with the old thick proper Cadbury's chocolate.

Oooh - dark chocolate Twix! Now you're talking too! Loved the old dark chocolate Mars Bars 😃

A giant Malteaser with eye and nose holes that you put on like a motorbike helmet and eat your way out of.

I've heard that mars want to make Maltesers thinner, think disc shaped, like Counters.
To cut costs even more. Because reducing the bag size twice and retaining the same price didn't cut costs sufficiently.

ProseccoPoppy the international section of Tescos has dark chocolate Reeses. HTH

Can't you make a version? All you need is a hairdryer to melt the choc a bit and stick?

YABU. Malteasers are rank. The way they feel when you bite into them. Just the thought makes me want to boak. Same with Crunchies. Chocolate orange is also the food of Satan

Omg kitty did you just.... did you just diss crunchies???!

You don't want a giant Ferrero Rocher. The actual chocolate on them is rank (I know as I had a Ferrero Rocher Easter Egg this year). It's the chocolate cream inside that makes it nice. A giant version would have a thick shell of the horrid chocolate...