Mumsnet just isn't middle class any more is it?

[VladPutin]

I just saw a thread where someone admitted to watching tv ( ITV no less) in the day.

Middle class?? You can swear on mumsnet! Nethuns is the middle class one

Depends on the size of the TV.

Was it ever?

I chant 'Je-ruh-mee, Je-ruh,mee' reading most threads.

I think it needs more naice pearl clutching to redress the balance tbh

A little bit too obviously goady, this one..

My pearls have never been so thoroughly clutched. Off to put ITV on.

also people wearing leggings

What the fuck do mean by that, OP? Are you trying to say I ain’t middle class?

do you mean by that? Bollocks.

I love leggings and telly. Two great pleasures in life.

I’ve got a white UPVC front door and a fruit bowl so you know...

its the threads though. Not your fruit bowl ;)

You don’t need to be “middle class” to be classy being classy is how you carry yourself. I was always taught you should never think yourself as better than someone else since you never know when you may fall

stacy solomon held up as a style maven

I MEAN

Itv? In the day? I just clenched my cheeks so hard my knickers dissappeared up my arsehole. It's a disgrace.

itv only acceptable when it was The Jewel in the Crown for eg

I dunno - I've just seen a thread titled "Private woodland management"...

oh now heLLO

It's the yoghurt lid licking, isn't it?

I'm tremendously posh and don't care.

Some slatten admitted to giving her kid red pesto farfalle the other day.

if only baby pasta existed.
YOu probably can't give them that now until they are 18

I am watching TV right now. It is Netflix though.
I am considering a 4pm glass of prosecco though.
Just to balance things out.

IrenetheQuaint the middle classes aspire to own woodlands they need to manage.

I've never been middle class

moreDetails, I thought that 'Je-ruh-mee' thing was French at first sight.