Mumsnet just isn't middle class any more is it?

[VladPutin]

I just saw a thread where someone admitted to watching tv ( ITV no less) in the day.

I know, but you’re not allowed to add them to usernames!

sorry my brain just exploded. It's an apostrophe nightmare and I can't fix it.

If I wore anything but leggings right now I’d probably give birth from discomfort.
Currently sat here wondering why people iron their sheets

I’ll make up for it by buying some almond milk

I found Netmums utterly chavtastic.
I’m stood in my kitchen in a posh bit of Surrey, about to use pesto out of a jar. I keep ketchup in the fridge. I have a toilet brush. Yesterday when I asked my DS (almost 4) if he could think of anything else we needed with the Ocado shop he suggested ‘Champagne?’.
Am I sort of working class but with a badly fitting middle class mask...?

@UserInfinityplus1 are fruit bowls working class?

Arf at this thread.

OP you are veh norty.

POUTINE is one word and PUTIN is another. aye. GOADY and FUCKER are two more

That actually made me laugh out loud 😂

Right, that’s enough now.

Ah flibberty, I remember changing cushions! But I did not think that there was anything fishy about the OP...

I frustrate people by my inability to fit in one of their mental class compartments. I wonder why a normal for wouldn't work with cake, though? Where I come from we tend to use desert spoons for cake instant pariah

"Fork" ffs

Thoth, not fishy, more chaotic?

Would the real Vlad please stand up

Real Vlad.

Vlad the Poker

I have a fruit bowl AND am watching TV in the day AND I call it a toilet. Am as common as muck, actually. It's great.

And I have a toilet brush. And I don't have a chicken shelf or a salmon shelf.

Why is fruit bowls working class?😂

My fruitbowl is massive. What of it?

Cake forks??? When my mother died in 2015 she still had two little boxed sets of cake forks - never used AFAIK - wedding presents from 1939! - in a drawer.

It is important to know exactly where that fruit bowl is for maximum Hyacinth points. On the dinner table or the side board?

Don't forget what fruit it is.

looks at fruit bowl containing two bags of hula hoops and some imitation twix bars 😳

Never mind that it's no longer middle class, where are all the humourless twats jumping on OP with ''s and ''s and 'Why do you care?'s in the first three replies? Did everyone here get abducted by aliens and replaced while I wasn't looking?

Sparklesocks

A little bit too obviously goady, this one..

What on earth are you talking about? All
I can see is a bit of self deprecating banter. (I have only just started reading, tbf.)

But this implication that someone is a “troll” who is attempting to “goad” or insult other posters is one that I am heartily sick of. People like you are trying to police the site - or do you have some other reason for making your comments?