Differences between dating French men and British men

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This is such a random AIBU, but would be interested to hear your thoughts on this.

If you’ve ever dated a French man before, what would you say are the main differences between dating a French man and British men in your experience?

The Frenchman I dated for a while always wore a beret, stripey top and a string of onions
So it was a little inconvenient at times
Other than that, I think they’re mostly the same

Their first language.

One wore a beret at all times

The other wore a flat cap

"J'arrive!"

I'm a bit rusty but I think that's how you spell it. If you're literal like me, it takes a bit of getting used to.

The Frenchman I dated for a while always wore a beret, stripey top and a string of onions

"J'arrive!"

I have a French husband but I don't believe they are all identical.

He is very good at cooking, he speaks with a French accent, he always returns to France for any healthcare believing the NHS isn't as good (he is right), says je t'aime a lot. Any particular differences you are seeking?

French men often have a flatulence problem.

was on holiday when i was about 17 i had sex with a french man, couldnt speak the language but the sex was great lol. Was funny when i could understand the cows in the background more than him.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5277090.stm vodka did you know that cows also have accents?

mooo is mooo in any language lol

Dated a french man in my twenties. Loved it when he spoke to me in french in the sack

Once I asked my dp to do it. But he's from Bradford so a large northern man grunting "uh bonjour Madame ou est la gare " didn't really do it for me.

www.answers.com/Q/What_does_a_cow_say_in_French its not just moo everywhere 😉

DD was taught at nursery that cows say meuh not moo, so French cows do it differently.

Czech cows say boo.

Don't French cows say 'meurgh'?

I am a man, so cannot speak from experience. Surely the main difference other than language would be that most French men have some sense of style and most British men do not?

It's the beret ForalltheSaints. Adds a certain je ne sais quoi; which is inevitable I suppose.

@thatmustbenigelwiththebrie may I say je t'aime! In a very tabletty apple accent!

Czech cows say boo.

Only if they are wooed booed by males in sandals and white socks.

We're the the south shackup, maybe the posh ones up north say meurgh

Cows say something like 'muh' in Denmark. Quite devil may care sounding really; probably because they are a lower risk group than Danish pigs.

(French pigs say groin-groin apparently. )

There will be differences to British men. I have not dated French but have experience of an Italian man, and we were not compatible. I found him rude but I suspect it was just down to cultural differences.

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Cows say something like 'muh' in Denmark. Quite devil may care sounding really; probably because they are a lower risk group than Danish pigs. The akvavit's on the house tonight.