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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Original poster

To not let DP eat toast in bed?

43 replies

Mii34 · 17/03/2018 11:21

I've been with my DP a couple of years, it's a very enjoyable middle-aged relationship after a 20 year marriage. DP is fantastic in bed, never thought I'd be having such a good time. So, to my question, at the weekend I bring him lovely coffee in bed, AIBU to refuse him toast as well as it will get crumbs in my lovely clean sheets? Or does he deserve it for the great pleasure he gives me?

OP posts:

JacksGirl123 · 17/03/2018 11:32

You didn't have to shoehorn tales of your sex life into an OP about toast you know.

Crispbutty · 17/03/2018 11:34

Best stealth boast award goes to...

SleepingInYourFlowerbed · 17/03/2018 11:35

PlasticWatch · 17/03/2018 11:35

I'm cringing

Kestant · 17/03/2018 11:36

The spunk will make the crumbs stick to the sheets

Original poster

Mii34 · 17/03/2018 11:37

Well I'd need a very good reason to consider the risk of crumbs!

OP posts:

ferriswheel · 17/03/2018 11:37

Who cares about the toast. How did you meet him?

Dont know about the toast. Does he help with the washing?

Whatsforu · 17/03/2018 11:38

Erm well if you are having such a lovely time I think toast crumbs on your lovely clean sheets are the least of your worries

AjasLipstick · 17/03/2018 11:38

God...there's no telling HOW people will react to what seems like a perfectly fine OP....bit silly but not ridiculous or awful!

OP I think YABU. It's only toast. If your sheets aren't already filthy from the sex, then just sweep the crumbs off.

Kestant · 17/03/2018 11:38

Does he bring his big baguette into bed? Do you bring Baps?

squoosh · 17/03/2018 11:51

You've garnered a lot of huffy faces OP for some reason!

I'd let the wondrous lover have toast in bed once he took an solemn oath that all crumbs would be expelled from the bed immediately.

TenancyTroublesAgain · 17/03/2018 11:53

DextroDependant · 17/03/2018 11:53

Wow some replies on here baffle me.

The sheets need changing anyway if the sex is that good so Let him eat toast.

GriefLeavesItsMark · 17/03/2018 11:54

If your sheets are still clean I think you are doing sex wrong.

falsepriest · 17/03/2018 11:55

Get him a little bib to wear, catch the crumbs.

What is it with MN, stealthboasts, and Crumbs?

Original poster

Mii34 · 17/03/2018 11:57

I'm actually quite surprised at the pro-toast comments... thought people here were cleaner! Sorry if I offended anyone, was meant to be light hearted.

OP posts:

jjmc0616 · 17/03/2018 11:57

squoosh · 17/03/2018 11:57

What is it with MN, stealthboasts, and Crumbs?

😄

GriefLeavesItsMark · 17/03/2018 11:58

Falsepriest

RebelRogue · 17/03/2018 12:02

@Mii34 ahhh yesss the dismissive crumbs are not an issue crowd must all be not clean enough.

numptynuts · 17/03/2018 12:04

Jjmc 😂😂

Lethaldrizzle · 17/03/2018 12:12

Are you the boss of the bed? What kind of adult tells another adult where they can eat toast?

RebelRogue · 17/03/2018 12:15

If he doesn't perform well enough will you cut off the coffee too?

squoosh · 17/03/2018 12:15

Maybe she is the boss of the bed. Maybe that's why they're both having such a good time.

bannanapeppers · 17/03/2018 12:16

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