To ask you to type the next sentence...

[Niceandwarmandhot]

Stuck waiting for an appointment all day and bored!! Thought we could try and write an AIBU story, where we each just add one sentence......

Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night in New Orleans, a red haired barmaid called Jessie was polishing glasses behind the bar when the door flew open.

Stood in the doorway was a tall, hooded stranger.

Who said... howdy maam

The stranger walked into the bar, removed their hooded cloak to reveal...

That he actually had 3 ears..

A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier

The barmaid gasped, and said..

What's been going on ear then (London accent)

And he picked up the nearest thing to hand, which was...

a nutcracker

A map of the Underground

Asking,do you like what you see

Then he manspreaded all over the banquette.

'If you do, then I could take you to see my spaceship?'

Suddenly, Jessie the barmaid spotted in the distance a....

Black goat

With a beard - a goatee beard.

Does anybody have a comb? The goat politely asked

‘Mmaaaaa’ said he goat

The goat wore a top hat and tails

carried a cane, and sang various hits from the musicals. Mid way through a rendition of 'all that jazz' he stumbled and

Broke into a tap dance

and was spotted by Simon Cowell.

He had his big teeth whitened and.......

Went on a date with...

Niceandwarmandhot who was a popular MN poster