To ask you to type the next sentence...

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Stuck waiting for an appointment all day and bored!! Thought we could try and write an AIBU story, where we each just add one sentence......

Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night in New Orleans, a red haired barmaid called Jessie was polishing glasses behind the bar when the door flew open.

Jessie, who had never thought that this would be her type, but fight it as she might, found herself....

Falling hard for his dazzling smile...

But then saw he had parsley stuck in his teeth

Hey Darius (the goat), you need an electric toothbrush!!

I have a spare one in my.....

Sporran

"Hey Jessie" said the Goat "AIBU to ask for a small travel-size tube of toothpaste in this exquisite New Orleans bar?"

Jessie opened her Parker coat to reveal an array of various dental aids, including toothbrush and toothpaste, affixed to the inside lining. Wheeler dealer stylieee.

Darius fell in love and immediately proposed

They drove off in her Reliant Robin....

To the place where the bong trees groe

It soon transpired however, that Darius was far from what he seemed...

He was in fact a Shetland pony in disguise,and those amazing teeth,false

He asked Jessie if she would like to go for a ride, and she said...

"I've always wanted a pony!"

to which he replied "that wasn't exactly what I had in mind!"

You mean youve hired some camels she shrieked...

As the door opened and the room was suddenly full of over-ripe pomegranates

Darius just couldn't resist,and......

Eagerly started eating with juices gushing down his chin.

His perfectly white beard was now bright pink!

Bright pink? But how? Oh yes.... Those raspberry jam doughnuts.
Hang on a minute, didn't she say they were custard..?

(special custard made by a recipe known only to veterans of MN)

Jessie was just beginning to think she had lost the plot a bit and had no idea what was going on when she...

Collapsed under a surge of pink custard as Darius projectile vomited all over her.