To want you to find me the answer to..

[Wotzsaname]

lets start I'll ask, you answer and ask your question

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Q: What can I feed a pet rabbit?

John Lewis

What colour shouold I paint DS's bedroom?

calrks.

Will my khyam ontario tent leak in the rain on Sunday?

oops pale green- its a sleepy colour

same question

The rain is due Monday here,so you should be OK if you camp in my garden!

where can I get a cheap tent from?

This is going to turn into that classic Two Ronnies sketch isn't it! The one where you give the answer to the question before!

Anyway Tent question - probably, if it rains as hard as it did here the other day.

My question - what shall I do with two mindees today, its cold and I have 3 year old and 18 mth

Oo, oo saw a very cheap tent in Asda yesterday! £40, six man tent!
Damn, now I need another question. Ummm - how long can I feesibly stay on here before OFSTED get wind of the fact i have children to look after!

make pancakes

shall i have a cup of tea or coffee now?

wotzaname outdoor megastore but new decent name brans on ebay are excellent value (stick to name brands though !)

No my tent won't leak (I hope0 it has a HH of 5000

coffee

shall I eat a bagal or have lunch later?

Silly question! have a bagel AND have lunch later - der!

Shall I empty the dishwasher or leave it to dd - it is her job afterall.

It's Friday, have a bagel.

Where can I find a gardener?

Notices outside local newsagent.

Shall I kill 90 year old insane witch next door or shall I get a restraining order against her?

No answer Hassled just a question! what the hell has she done to make you feel like this!

restraining order.

shall I get dressed?

Neither - if she's ninety she'll die soon anyway, and you get your revenge by enjoying the next 70+ years you've got left.

Where can I get a a push-up cleavage enhancing padded strapless bra?

Debenhams.

How can I get my elbows and knees soft? (ordinary hand cream is useless!)

Loofah, then cold cream.

At what age to girls' feet stop growing?

Crabtree and Evelyn Goat Milk lotion its excellent

How do I stop my helibore from keeling over and going limp all the time (I water it every other day)

keep it out of the direct sunlight !

whats a helibore?

"Hellebores produce gently nodding flowers that open as early as January and carry on until late April. The plants produce large saucer-shaped flowers and are ideal for the front of an early spring border."

Shall I mop the kitchen floor or eat some chocolate?

Eat chocolate.

Shall i travel 5 hours to pils tomorrow with 2 year old with chicken pox?

Eat chocolate.

Just answering earlier question - insane 90 year old won't be dying anytime soon - she can still do 9 holes at the golf course. She's come round at least once a day every day for the past 6 years to tell me off about something. If we fart in the house she's round to tell us about it. I hate her with an all-consuming passion.

Hijack over:
What technique shall I use for getting bone idle 19 year old DS1 out of bed?

Boco: NOOOOOO! DOn't do it!

Hey, I was ignored there!

Don't know anything about plants, but I would like to know when girls' feet stop growing... please?