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To ask What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

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Joey1471 · 19/02/2018 20:29

The weirdest dream I think I have ever had was going back to my old school and seeing Toadie from Neighbours as a security , he even asked me to leave.

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SkaPunkPrincess · 20/02/2018 07:13

Well, last night Donald Trump, Melania and Baron came for dinner! Fuck knows why.

user1494875722 · 20/02/2018 07:20

I dreamt that my PE teacher, that I didn't like at school, turned into a bulldozer, Thomas the Tank Engine style, and chased me around trying to flatten me. I am sure I've dreamt it more than once and for some reason when I'm asleep it terrifies me but once I'm awake I find it funny.

Fletchasaurus · 20/02/2018 07:22

Being burned alive. No idea why but I woke up screaming my head off saying I could feel the flames.

MissionItsPossible · 20/02/2018 07:23

Last night I dreamt that my office was being redecorated. My desk was now next to really high desks and I said “What is this? An Apple iPhone shop”? My manager asked me to move a table which ended up falling on top of me whilst I was screaming “health and safety! Health and safety!” I then opened up a cupboard and there were gold pens in there. I took one and then noticed a man wrapped up in a black bin bag. I said “oh he looks like a local pubs drunk”! Then, two homeless people came in and spoke to him and said something like “You can’t afford to pay for that from the sewers” and then that’s when I realised he was a local drunk. The office now had a pub bar in it and the music that was playing was turned up loud. The man took off his bin bag and he had a roast dinner on his lap. He got up aggressively to me and chased me around throwing roast potatoes at me.

This is not an unusual dream for me. It’s why I always wake up tired

spidey66 · 20/02/2018 07:35

I dreamt last night I was eating a live stoat, which I then put in my best friend's drain when I couldn't eat it all. It started swimming.

I've never seen a stoat, let alone eaten one.

LifeBeginsAtGin · 20/02/2018 07:41

Well I had a dream last night about eating grapefruit which I can only thin comes from the 'Tinned fruit' thread yesterday

Laiste · 20/02/2018 07:50

Donald Trump ejaculating over my feet while i sat on a hard chair in front of with < < that face on.

It was a good while ago. I started a thread about it!

Fatarseflanagan09 · 20/02/2018 07:51

I had a dream about vampires and the only way to get rid of them was to shove Turkish delight up my bum.

Rottweilers · 20/02/2018 08:18

I have some really messed up dreams which I quite like to shove away into my subconscious so have last nights one.

Dreamt my dog was trying to catch up to me when I was on a train but he slipped on the tracks and his front leg ended up twisting and tearing off from the ‘ankle’ downwards.
Managed to get to him and he was in so much pain he was trying to kill me. (Rottweiler vs human if my username hadn’t outed me yet)

Took him to my local vets who sedated me whilst my back was turned and I woke up in a hospital with the vet explaining how if I’d been asked to consent to surgery for my dogs life then it’d have been unethical so he just did it anyway.

They took csection scar tissue from me and my wisdom teeth to give my dog a bionic paw and had painted it for realism.
Then I woke up.

LittleLionMansMummy · 20/02/2018 08:22

When I was pregnant with ds I dreamed I gave birth to a ferret by c section.

MissMisery · 20/02/2018 13:36

Princess Anne throwing 'snowballs' at me... but they were actually chip-fat and leather

Willow2017 · 20/02/2018 14:08

Last night i dreamt i had 2 pet tigers! The male one escsped off uts lead and ran off. I didnt bother telling any authorities😲 the other one stayed but was some trouble to control on a lead😀 nobody thought it was strange at all. I was getting worried as it was growing that it would turn on me and kill me!
WTF?
I have weird and wonderful dreams every night. Most are impossible in rl or places i know well but they are changed in many ways but i still know them.
My subconscious hates ne😀

HelgasFlowers · 20/02/2018 14:23

I used to have a recurring dream that the school field flooded and I’d go in to and deep under water was a strange grey tube creature called Christopher in a jail cell that I would have to keep closing so he couldn’t get out.

MerryShitmas · 20/02/2018 14:53

Lots of strange dreams when pregnant with dc1.
All on different occasions...

In one I was holding newborn ds (note he hadn't been born by this point) and sat in a cafe feeding him formula. There were a group of women on the next table - all breastfeeding (which is ofc fine!) one made a snide remark about me being lazy for not BFing. To which I ripped the bottle out of DS's mouth, threw the milk all over the floor and refilled his bottle with my latte! I then sat there and fed him that instead? I've never fed him coffee don't worry!

I dreamt I gave birth to a dog/cat thing. It was weird. It had a kittens body, purred but looked like a dog. I was in hospital with Dh, 2 or 3 doctors and a midwife and all of them looked like it was so normal and the MW was babbling on about skin to skin all the while I was freaking out that I'd given birth to THAT!

In another I dreamt that ds had got himself wet doing something or other so I put a jacket on him then pegged him (by the jacket) to the washing line to dry, while chatting with a neighbour like everything was fine!

Another I remember was a dream that while heavily pregnant I decided to sit in the chest freezer because it was so hot. I then got stuck and started giving birth. As I was trying to keep hold of ds as he was coming out and felt v sloppy DH opened the freezer door, took ds and looked at me and said "you can stay there because you forgot to iron my shirts!" It was particularly bizarre because

Dh isn't a dickhead.
We don't even own an iron!!

I hate pregnancy dreams.

vampirethriller · 20/02/2018 19:51

Recurring dream that I haven't done any coursework for my maths course at Uni and I'm going to get thrown out. I didn't do maths in real life, I did ancient history. And I did all my coursework.

iklboo · 20/02/2018 19:58

Chris Hemsworth was my cricket star boyfriend but fame had gone to his head and he was being horrible to me at a sportsman's dinner. Even his friends were horrified.

The next day at the match I started singing 'where's your accent gone' (to the tune of Where's Your Mama Gone) and the crowd all joined in singing in perfect harmony.

Then the umpire sent him off for being a bastard to me.

That's just one of many really weird ones I have.

MermaidTailUnicornHorn · 20/02/2018 20:05

Man living in the attic, everyone knew about him but no one could talk about it. I remember being up there and shining a torch around and seeing him standing there in the shadows.

Not even watched any horror films recently either

userabcname · 20/02/2018 20:06

The weirdest was dreaming I was dead. I was looking at my body in bed and realised I had died. I went into my mum's room to try to wake her but obviously couldn't. I felt really really upset and then woke up.

DontOpenDeadInside · 20/02/2018 20:10

I have lots of weird dreams (I purposely watch/read horrors before bed lol) but the one that stands out for me was when I was heavily pregnant with dc1.
I dreamt that the baby had kinda infused with my womb so the baby's back was attached to it and the doctors had to cut it away and I was crying saying "it's baby George" (baby was fine in my dream) I woke up crying.

I was adamant it was a boy and I had to double check when dd1 popped out. (I did have a emcs so maybe slightly foretelling.)

DontOpenDeadInside · 20/02/2018 20:12

Last night I dreamt I received an award in a science type field in a big awards ceremony.
I just say passed GCSE science

disneydatknee · 20/02/2018 20:18

I once dreamt that David Blunkett had set up a bric-a-brac shop in my local shopping centre. This was recent, like a few months ago. I don't know why he had entered my mind?? I went in to browse and he gave me the evils the whole time. I have weird dreams all the time though.

MyRelationshipIsWeird · 20/02/2018 20:20

Getting chased up a hill by Hugh Laurie as House. He grabbed my thigh and accidentally touched me a bit too high. Never forgotten it!!

Last night I dreamed Dave Grohl winked at me and followed me out of a bar. Then I woke up

MyRelationshipIsWeird · 20/02/2018 20:22

These are all equally brilliant and bonkers!

StrumpersPlunkett · 20/02/2018 20:23

I have lots of bad dreams and odd dreams but one that has stuck with me since childhood is a strange old man with huge nose pulling a massive wart off the side of his nose, scooping it out with his finger and eating the creamy sauce inside it. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

liz70 · 20/02/2018 20:28

I once dreamed that I happened upon a disembodied male member, complete with tiny arms and legs. I shit you not, a willy that ran around. It had no face, just limbs, and like I said it was running all about the place, and yes, it did grow, when, umm, handled. I was with some other people, and we we were all both horrifed and weirdly fascinated by it, throwing it against the wall, and stamping on it and stuff like that. It had no mouth so couldn't scream.

I really did dream this. Fuck knows what it all means.

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