To ask What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Joey1471]

The weirdest dream I think I have ever had was going back to my old school and seeing Toadie from Neighbours as a security , he even asked me to leave.

O cool thread
I only have nightmares (I'm a very nice person honestly!)
Have 2. First when I was a child, I was moving house, my parents went on ahead and I had to get a lift from two dark haired men in a silver volvo Estate. So I get in to the back seat and I staring at the back of the men's heads when I just so happen to turn my head and notice in the back of the boot space there's a huge clear plastic bag with a zip across centre of it but there's all condensation in it so can't make out what's inside. I turn back to staring at the men's heads then I hear this gnawing sound... I turn slowly and the surface just under the bag is moving in a crawling motion...the condensation begins to disappear and exposes maggots eating away at a rotting dead body of an old lady...i then realise it's a body bag...i woke up immediately from that! So clear in my mind though. My second, I get this often, Im sleeping in bed and someone creeps in and says do not look out of the window or the shadow creepers will take your soul into the dark waters. Yes of course I look out of the window! Well I peak. My house is on a canal in a place very similar to Venice and there's shadowy shapeless heavy figures are stalking the walkways and dragging screaming ppl into the dark water of the canals.
I wonder what the hell they mean!

Most recently that my lecturer's wife came round to criticise my floor tiles. I have no idea why. Odd but nowhere near as shameful as my Chris Moyles shower sex dream. He's very good!!!

I dreamed that I was best woman at Stephen Fry's wedding. It was very vivid and a few years ago before he actually did get married. It was a cracking dream.

Curiously when he did marry, being as we have never met (although I would LOVE to) and he doesn't know me from Adam (but his parents live nearby) he never asked me.

A horrific one where a gallows was set up to hang 3 men but they weren’t hanged, they were hung upside down and smashed into each other like conkers. God knows what that was really about.

Me and mr jellybum running down the road then he turns into one of those speed skates and skates of Home

Next I try and run to our original destination because he's there (even though he's just gone home🤔) and finally arrive there which turns out to be the stage from Britain's got talent.

Then dermot o Leary takes me to the shop which turns into a swimming pool which has Ginn in it instead of water we both jump in and get pissed then go to Lakeland to buy Tuppaware.

I don’t tell many people this as I know it makes me sound very odd, but the night Princess Diana died, I had a dream that she died in a car crash. I woke up as it was such a vivid dream, and it took me ages to get back to sleep.
When I found out she’d actually died it did freak me out. I’m happy to say I’ve never had a dream like it since!

These are brilliant, crying laughing at the weird randomness

I don’t dream much anymore but my last memorable one was when I dreamt that I’d met Henry Cavill and had knitted him a beautiful jumper (it really was, it was a navy Merino fair isle knit) which he refused - fussy bugger

Mick Jagger made me a ham sandwich.

I dreamt I found a mummified/rotting baby Jesus by the side of a school toilet and had to take it on straw covered cart through the streets for some unknown reason. It was very disturbing. I can remember the horror and implications going through my mind