Help me with a response to this arsehole

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A gem from tinder.

Assuming the answer is no then "no" would suffice, surely.

I don't get it? A cuckold is a guy who's woman is cheating on him, right?

So who would you be in this scenario?

Is he basically asking for a threesome? Or something else?

"No. Bye! Have a nice life."

So who would you be in this scenario?

Quite. I dont get it either.

I think he means he'd want you to shag other men while he watched; or for you to film/describe said shagging in great detail for him.

Why not just block them?

‘No, I wouldn’t.’

Just delete don't respond!

How about ‘ODFOD’. Classic, to the point, works in so many scenarios!!

After having so many arseholes on tinder you get tired of it and I wanted to say something witty.

Will just unmatch

Well are you?

If you’re just looking for bog standard then tell him you thank him for his straightforwardness but it’s a no and leave it there.

I'm sure there's a lot of jokes in Shakespeare about cuckolding, blind him with literacy?

Though he might take them as a come on of course.

No. I am allergic to all poultry

Just a “no thanks” would suffice

I'd just respond: "Sounds great! I'll dump my offspring at your crib and you can raise them. Give me a shout when the blighters turned 18"

YY to Temptress's response .

At least he is upfront about his preferences. He's been polite and hasn't been rude or offensive to you. Why would you want to shut him down?
He's not being an arsehole that I can see.

But I am sorry you've come across others.

Why would you bother responding?

Why would that deserve a response of any kind? Isn't ignoring them the best way to stop them doing this to you and other people?

Respond with, 'What's that, then?"

Does being interested in cuckholding make him an asshole? It's not my thing, but some people are into it. I don't think he's really done anything wrong. Just say no thanks.

‘Go fuck yourself!’

So he has a fetish that he's upfront about, I don't see why that means he's an arsehole or you have to be rude to him. Just say, "Not my thing, thanks."

Frankly I'd rather have someone with an obvious potential deal-breaker like that get to the point right away rather than bring it up on date three.

It's not like he sent you an unsolicited dick pic or anything.

"Yes, please. On condition you insert this first..."

I genuinely wouldn't know what cuckold meant; guessing based on replies here ...