My McDonalds milkshake really was too thick

[AlmostChristmas]

Yes. Not a. AIBU but following some thread I read a few months back about looney customer complaints.

One was that the milkshakes in McDonalds were too thick- met with many sniggers.

Today I bought one and oh my I gave myself fish face and burst an eye vessel in the process. Took me 45mins of full on suck power

I didn't however complain...

It was Vanilla, it was hard work, it was hard work. 'Teas worth it

Happy 2018 all!

Believe me it didn't melt at all in those 45mins!

My cheeks ache, mind

I just ask for a spoon. Wendy's shakes are better though and super thick needing a spoon.

No Wendy's round my way...

Do KFC do milkshakes?

I tried one once, never again, I nearly blew a foo foo valve

KFC do crushems.....sounds bad for dem teef...