To not like this ghost Of Mumsnetpast that just visited me

[OhThisbloodyComputer]

A ghost just invited my safe space.

before long, he was mans-ghouling

Grrrr.

He came put with some patriarchal lecture (YAWN!) about men and women loving each other.

Stop spoon feeding me, you ghoul!

Even worse than that, he kept asking to explain acronyms. And he was passively-aggressively polite, in a typical sea lion way.

Should I leave my husband? Why shouldn't I, just once, put myself before the kids.

No, no, I am absolutely not a vag-whiner!

I'm so so sick of men telling me to "don't* get your chromosomes in a twist'

I mean, like d'uh. Where do I put my anger?

what would Lily Allen do?

I am so so angry.

To make matters even more patriarchal, he said (AFTER HE"S USED MY TOILET LEAVING A BLDDOY AWFUL SMELL!) that I could expect a visit from two more ghosts.

I'm like, d'uh! Hello? He was like so, goady. I've asked Mumsnet's moderators to ban him, but they said 'he hasn't aid anything offensive"

Help puh-lease?

Either I'm missing some old 'in' joke or you're on drugs m'dear

I recognise the part about Father Shitmas and the works toilet. What happened with tha

*t did his daughter faint from shame yet?

Da fuck??

Fear not the ghost of mumsnetpresent is on her way. She may or may not be a mum and might not be a she but it doesn't matter because she experienced it growing up.

Ghost or spirit? Spirit as in someone's being hitting the gin? I can make neither head nor tail of that but it sounds frustrating whatever it is!

What the Dickens? Have you been Scrooged or are you already on the Christmas spirits?

Glad I'm not the only one who can't make head nor tail of this?

sounds like you need Sam and Dean

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Why aren't the pics working until I load them again.. And then I have 2 sets of the same pics and I look like a dork
I gave them a few minutes between the posts this time and still 👻🤯🤯🤯

Has this got anything to do with Janet and running?

I have to say, that Janet crap made me raise eyebrows. I couldn't be arsed to work out whether everyone was just playing along and didn't know wtf Janet was, or whether they knew but enjoyed being obtuse and excluding 95% of the MN population.

If that's "the MN of Times Past" it was tedious and I'm glad it died a death.

Pardon?

I think this was meant to be a sharp satirical piece mocking the tropes we see every week on Mumsnet (patriarchy, LTB, etc).

The OP may have been hoping for lots of laughter here, but has been met with understandable confusion, as it's not great.

YABU

Plus it makes no sense.

Are you drunk op?

Are you on glue?

😂😂 it makes perfect sense. I like the Mumsnet present ghost idea.

Miserable lot...it made me smile OP
Will Tiny Titian get a naice turkey dinner this year?

YABU because your ghost of MN past sounds like an MRA and actually when this were all fields, there weren't as many MRAs in these parts.

How does "a ghost just invited my safe space" make sense?