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To not like this ghost Of Mumsnetpast that just visited me

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OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 01:46

A ghost just invited my safe space.

before long, he was mans-ghouling

Grrrr.

He came put with some patriarchal lecture (YAWN!) about men and women loving each other.

Stop spoon feeding me, you ghoul!

Even worse than that, he kept asking to explain acronyms. And he was passively-aggressively polite, in a typical sea lion way.

Should I leave my husband? Why shouldn't I, just once, put myself before the kids.

No, no, I am absolutely not a vag-whiner!

I'm so so sick of men telling me to "don't* get your chromosomes in a twist'

I mean, like d'uh. Where do I put my anger?

what would Lily Allen do?

I am so so angry.

To make matters even more patriarchal, he said (AFTER HE"S USED MY TOILET LEAVING A BLDDOY AWFUL SMELL!) that I could expect a visit from two more ghosts.

I'm like, d'uh! Hello? He was like so, goady. I've asked Mumsnet's moderators to ban him, but they said 'he hasn't aid anything offensive"

Help puh-lease?

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serendipia2812 · 07/12/2017 18:06

Not sure what you're talking about but anyhow you should cancel the cheque

UrsulaPandress · 07/12/2017 19:02

Oh bore off yer gobshite.

FrancisCrawford · 07/12/2017 19:10

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PerpendicularVincent · 07/12/2017 19:20

I've read this thread twice and it still makes no sense Grin

OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 19:21

@UrsulaPandress

You chose to answer my thread. and went to page 4.

Not sure why you don't exercise the option to leave me alone.

There are nice people here and I'd like to continue speaking with them.

Nobody forces you to come here. So please feel free to avoid my threads.

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OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 19:22

@PanPanPanPing

Who is GabbyLoggon then? Please end the mystery

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daisychain01 · 07/12/2017 21:37

This thread has grown on me a lot. I don't care what is said on a thread, I just enjoy human to human connection, in whatever form that takes. Rubbin' along nicely etc. Some funny observations Smile

Wine for soupforbrains and ohThisbloodyComputer

daisychain01 · 07/12/2017 21:39

Btw works parties have the same effect on me (make me feel a bit ill) Grin

SmileEachDay · 07/12/2017 21:45

ohthis

So you spent pages and pages “deferentially” just asking questions on the erosion of women thread, then you open a thread which seems to belittle and take the piss out of women wanting safe spaces, leaving marriages, being angry..,

Why?

UrsulaPandress · 07/12/2017 21:47

Trust me. I didn't read it all.

OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 22:44

@SmileEachDay

I asked questions as I was interested. I don't want women's rights to be eroded.

But then it descended into the usual finger pointing and offence taking silliness and i got disillusioned.

So I thought I might make a joke about people who hide behind acronyms. Because it suddenly occurred to me, on the way home from a works party, that I'd encountered that type before.

IT nerds and corporate middle men. They all love their acronyms and their secrecy and use it to puff themselves up.

The idea that I want to be, by turns, spoon fed by posters (as one accused me of) and, at the same time, attacking them, is just ridiculous.

I don't have any influence whatsoever on the other debate.

Id' argue that nobody on Mumsnet has a massively influential role in society (otherwise why would we be on here, rather than out shaping government policy, or preparing manifestos or meeting the constituents that elected us or performing life saving operations or investigating murders or gene splicing.) You know why all those people don't come on AIBU? Because they have highly pressurised jobs with massive responsibility.

The irony is, though, that all over the above high status, high responsibility people are generally unfailing polite and understanding to membes of the public. You can ask a surgeon, or a murder detective, or a CEO of a company, a silly question and they will politely and patiently answer it.

On the other end of the scale, you can ask a jumped up acronym hugger to explain what they mean, and they get massively huffy and hoity toity with you.

Their insufferable pomposity is completely disproportionate to their actual intelligence and usefulness.

That was the point I was making. Simply that. Nothing else. So please don't do that dreadful thing that others do, where they add all kinds of extensions to it.

like "So you're saying that women's right should be revoked are you?"

That's known as a straw man argument, where you make an imaginary, indefensible foe (metaphorically speaking, a straw man) and then seek to destroy it.

To summarise: I was poking fun at the pomposity of people who are too lazy to explain their secret language, in a bid to maybe get them to come down off their high horse.

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UrsulaPandress · 07/12/2017 22:57

You do go on don't you.

OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 23:06

Thank you @daisychain01

That's what it's all about, surely.

I don't understand why we always organise work parties in the month when everybody is busy with the end of year rush and everyone's coming down with a flu bug.

Come January, our immune systems have seen off the bugs and our veins are throbbing with phagocytes and white blood cells that are desperate for a fight with a virus.

So we're at our fittest, there's no work to do and no parties to go to.

Whereas in December we're supposed to look happy at works parties even though we've been caught with our antigens down by a massive invasion of flu viruses. Meanwhile, we have to grimace through the pain when we know we've got to get into work tomorrow even if we're dead.

Doesn't make sense.

Meanwhile, thanks @ursulaPandress. It means a lot to me that you take the time and effort to post about something you don't really care about.

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Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 07/12/2017 23:12

I'd been to a works party but left early as I'm feeling so ill

Are you not feeling well? Seriously if youre not feeling right maybe you should be relaxing in front of the telly or in bed

OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 23:26

@Rufustherenegadereindeer1

I never get near the telly. Besides, like most men, I'm not one to complain when I have a life threatening illness

Hope you're well.

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Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 07/12/2017 23:28

I am thank you

But the man not complaining thing is a load of bollocks Grin

Dh doesnt bloody stop Grin

OhThisbloodyComputer · 07/12/2017 23:34

@Rufustherenegadereindeer1

He's doing that because he loves you and he knows you expect him to do that.

If he didn't complain you would be disorientated and unsure. He doesn't want to, but his duty comes first.

We have to bear the burden in silence.

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UrsulaPandress · 08/12/2017 00:25

👏👏👏👏👏

UrsulaPandress · 08/12/2017 00:25

#irony

ReanimatedSGB · 08/12/2017 00:32

Let's just comfort ourselves with the thought of how horrendously sick OP is going to feel in the morning...

OhThisbloodyComputer · 08/12/2017 00:42

Hate to disappoint you @ReanimatedSGB but the party night was Wednesday and tonight, Thursday, I stayed in. As a result, my immune system has been able to create a new battallion of phagocytes, which has just been released into my bloodstream.

I can literally hear them chomping up the viruses right now. Tomorrow morning there will be no more flu viruses, and my tissues will be like an empty battlefield.

So soon I will be ready to take on the world!

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