.....to think this Christmas jumper is inappropriate?!

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My first thought was that the jumper is describing a sexual predator. That's not what I look for in a Christmas jumper, tbh

No it’s a Santa reference

You need a gin

Creepy as fuck.

It’s from the SONG

Is from the song Santa Claus is coming to town and is referring to Santa seeing people shit faced.

Is ugly AF but no other inferences.

What is it with the obsession with being offended

I get that it's a Santa reference (and tbf I have seen a lot of licentious/just plain filthy Christmas jumpers) but this one seems to cross the line between 'I see how that could be funny' and 'FUCK'.

It's just a rewording of a classic Christmas song! It's a bit icky, but the words 'sexual predator' do not sprung to mind!!

Personally I hate it because children can read, and I don't want them reading the word shitfaced on someone's clothes.

You have too much time on your hands

It's got a shit review, and it's a shit jumper on account of not being very warm with the bare shoulder.

But the quote made me laugh it's about the well known Christmas song.

I wouldn't want it on my jumper but you know, it takes all sorts...

I wasn't looking to be offended fluffy - I read it and thought , just like that. The emotion magically happened.

I have been doing a lot of training though.

I thought it was funny at first and then I was a tad creeped out by it.

He sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake is replaced by these lyrics. Not sure what the problem is?

Maybe the issue is that I've always thought the original song is creepy as fuck too.... saw it referenced in one too many teen thrillers

Wtf has it got to do with sexual predators?! Surely it's more a moral judgement thing - santa is judging whether you deserve presents. And if you've been drinking loads and been shitfaced, maybe you don't! I agree about thd language and think it's a horrible jumper though.

More and more I wonder what the fuck I read mumsnet for. Are there really so many people full of such angst over nothing.

I only hang around for the parking threads, I bloody loves a parking thread I do.

Nope, not about sex at all, nothing makes me think of sexual predators.

Judgements, yes, sexual predators, no!

I am going to have another drink, not to get shitfaced, you understand, just to relax and unwind!

Santa IS creepy

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...."

and parents let their DC sit on this guy's lap????

Oh Lord. I'm sorry, ok? I'm sorry for posting an idle query. I am clearly wrong to think the way I do. I do hope this has not spoiled too many people's evenings.

Thank you and goodnight.

FFS OP forget the night I think it’s ruined the whole rest of my year, Christmas is ruined!

Nout so queer as folk, indeed.

Sexual predators?

Folk really do go out their way to see things that aren't there.

OP, that's hugely creepy. What is wrong with people? A girl is having a drink at a party and a weird guy is watching her from behind a pot plant, waiting to make his move. How do you not see this, mumsnet????

Well, I wouldn't buy or wear that, but it seemed to me to be more along the lines of all those endless, tiresome slogan goods that say things like 'More wine' and 'I love prosecco' etc. Basically a reference to getting drunk is fun.

In fact, this is one of those items that is going to turn up in Secret Santas for colleagues who don't like each other, isn't it?