[[https://www.amazon.co.uk/Christmas-Fashion-Shoulder-Sweatshirt-Pullover/dp/B076Q8NX3M/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=christmas+jumpers&tag=mumsnetforum-21&ie=UTF8&qid=1510958123&sr=8-1]] My first thought was that the jumper is describing a sexual predator. That's not what I look for in a Christmas jumper, tbh [confused]