Questionable pub roast dinner

[Choccablock]

I may be being unreasonable here so please do say?

I went to a pub for a roast this afternoon. It wasn't a good meal. It just didn't taste of anything other than gravy. (It was also missing the Yorkshire pudding and parsnip as promised on the menu)

My AIBU is, the menu said 'seasonal green vegetables'. But all I was given was huge helping of lettuce and a few half carrots.

Am I being greedy to think lettuce isn't particularly seasonal, and expected another vegetable at least?

I'm happy to be told I'm being unreasonable. I was just a bit at the huge pile of lettuce

Sorry it's a boring AIBU!

Lettuce?! Sure it wasn’t cabbage?

Lettuce? On a roast dinner?!

Maybe kale? Or spring greens?

Lettuce? On a Sunday roast? What is happening to the world?

Sure it wasn't cabbage?

Anyway yanbu no yorkies would be my line.

Lettuce?!! Lettuce with a roast?!

Cooked lettuce? No way!

Depends on the place - high end gastro place then YANBU, if harvester or similar what do you expect?

Was the lettuce cooked?

Am gagging at the thought of a mound of lettuce with gravy....
Did you not say something when that was put in front of you???

Lettuce?!!!

Did you say anything? Eating out is expensive. I won't put up with something substandard, and a roast is easy to get right.

Although...are you quite sure it wasn't chopped up over cooked cabbage?

I cook lettuce with peas and butter sometimes - very nice but I wouldn't want raw lettuce with a roast.

I’m with everyone else... lettuce?! That’s beyond a sacrilegious - that’s stuff of heathens and I wouldn’t be paying for a roast dinner with bloody lettuce on it!

Lettuce? On a roast?

Only acceptable like this www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1659/braised-lettuce-with-peas

Dear god lettuce on a Sunday roast?

Lettuce on a roast?
Was there coleslaw too?
That's weird

I was about to say YADNBU just because of the fact that there was no Yorkshire pudding with your Sunday roast.
LETTUCE though?! No. just no. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with cabbage?! Lettuce with a roast is all manner of wrong. Cabbage on the other hand, is not.

how much did you pay?

Did you go late in the day and they were running out of things?

At this time of year, I would expect sprouts and some other vegetables. And Yorkshire Puddings are non negotiable even if you don't have beef.

YANBU to be disappointed. Given that you can get a Toby Carvery for £6 or £9 on Sundays and it really is quite decent, you'd expect anywhere serving a roast to at least meet that standard.

Surely it was cabbage?

Lettuce with a roast? Something is desperately wrong here. Is there an apocalypse? We'll all dooooooomed!

We once went for lunch in a lovely looking pub in Yorkshire, ordered the roast lamb and was given a pot of what should have been mint sauce. What I got was some sort of vinegary liquid with a few chopped up mint leaves floating in it, the waitress confirmed that this was what they classed as mint sauce wtf.