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Morrissey on Graham Norton

56 replies

FinallyDecidedOnUserName · 27/10/2017 23:18

Honestly what a shit song. Did an 8 year old write the lyrics?

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Giraffesarequitetall · 27/10/2017 23:19

It is awful I agree. Glad he didn’t try to come and chatbon the sofa!

Theconifers25 · 27/10/2017 23:20

Dunno, just happy to see Mozza on TV tonight. He is so hot! Always been my main crush ❤️

Giraffesarequitetall · 27/10/2017 23:20

Chat on rather than chatbon!

Giraffesarequitetall · 27/10/2017 23:21

theconifers Noooooooo!

He looks like some old bloke trying to be sexy for a last hurrah. Ughh

BakedBeans47 · 27/10/2017 23:21

It is shit and he’s a wanker

Theconifers25 · 27/10/2017 23:22

He's always been beautiful to me Giraffe

InspMorse · 27/10/2017 23:22

Dunno, just happy to see Mozza on TV tonight. He is so hot! Always been my main crush ❤️

Bleugggh. Envy (sick not envy)

rightknockered · 27/10/2017 23:23

Yuck

uokhunni · 27/10/2017 23:24

I wasn't thrilled by the song but thought he looked well, he had cancer recently iirc?

InspMorse · 27/10/2017 23:31

You know the likes of David Van Day (Dollar and BucksFizz fame) who prance around completely unaware that time has moved on, that a whole generation doesn't know or care who they once were and are sadly well past their prime?

Mozza.

5foot5 · 27/10/2017 23:38

Never been a fn. Always too up himself

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 27/10/2017 23:40

I absolutely love that song! I’m singing it nowGrin

Hulder · 27/10/2017 23:42

He did not have cancer. He had Barratt's oesophagus but blathered on about it like it was actual cancer.

InspMorse · 27/10/2017 23:43

Ifyougodown
Have you been drinking?! Grin Grin

GrimDamnFanjo · 27/10/2017 23:48

I luffs him but I did think singing about not wanting one get out of bed would have been more relevant to my teen. I was hoping he'd be on the sofa 😕

PyongyangKipperbang · 27/10/2017 23:51

Well as he late Sean Hughes said "Everyone grows out of their Morrisey phase.........except Morrissey"

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 27/10/2017 23:55

It's like a Morrisey parody. Except it's not.

For shame.

sheldonesque · 27/10/2017 23:57

Love him. The day I stop loving my bed and Morrissey will be the day the world breaks.

ContessaBonessa · 27/10/2017 23:58

I find Morrisey the most baffling 'celeb' of all time. Lots of people I love and admire love and admire Morrissey. To an obsessive degree. Even now with his Brexit loving, Farage admiring views. All this aside his vocals have always made my sphincter clench. But I'm fascinated by the loyalty and devotion he inspires in his fans.

ContessaBonessa · 28/10/2017 00:01

Oh and I forgot the thing that irritates me the most about dear old Mozza. Although I bestow equal (possibly more) scorn upon Penguin for this. The first imprint of his autobiography (by all accounts a pretty crap one) was released as a Penguin Classic.

Talk about cheapening the fuck out of a brand.

derxa · 28/10/2017 00:02

I love old Morrissey It was nice to see him warbling away.

Liiinoo · 28/10/2017 00:04

Thanks for the heads up. I now know not to watch tonight's episode of GN. Morrissey totally creeps me out, so full of self importance and totally lacking in the most basic self awareness.

PortiaCastis · 28/10/2017 00:31

He sings cut your throat music and is a complete arse

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/10/2017 00:33

He's a xenophobic twunt.
Even my sons Latina fiancé has gone off him. Mainly cos he's always cancelling shows, but the racism didn't hurt.(he has a baffling following amongst Mexican Americans)

biscuitmillionaire · 28/10/2017 00:35

"Stop watching the news!
Because the news contrives to frighten you
To make you feel small and alone
To make you feel that your mind isn't your own"

Paranoid conspiracy theorist, VI form drivel.
Almost as bad as, girlfriend in a coma, oh no i think it's seriooouuus.
Crap.

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