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Original poster

AWBU if we have sex tonight

33 replies

humpbackwhale · 22/10/2017 00:14

Husband has a sperm analysis on Monday. Leaflet says "try not to have any sexual activity 3 days before your appointment". We're horny. WWYD?

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DJBaggySmallpox · 22/10/2017 00:15

Dont do it, it will mess up the results Confused

MissConductUS · 22/10/2017 00:18

Have him take care of you however you like. He's going to have to wait or the test will come in too low.

justdontevenfuckingstart · 22/10/2017 00:18

Well if you're having a sperm analysis on Monday it must be for a pretty important reason, so maybe follow the advice.

Sparklingbrook · 22/10/2017 00:18

The leaflet seems pretty clear to me.

Isadora2007 · 22/10/2017 00:19

Control yourselves surely?

Original poster
humpbackwhale · 22/10/2017 00:19

boooooo drunk me is trying to find a loophole

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Newtothis2017 · 22/10/2017 00:19

Which is more important?

abigamarone · 22/10/2017 00:21

So horny that you're on mumsnet?

khajiit13 · 22/10/2017 00:23

Eh? Go to sleep.

MissConductUS · 22/10/2017 00:23

Tell him to take one for the team and get busy, if you know what I mean.

Justanothernap · 22/10/2017 00:23

Well you don't have sperm to analyse so you're ok. Your partner might have to take one for the team though so to speak. How's that for a loop hole?

FeelingAggrieved · 22/10/2017 00:24

What loophole are you hoping to find?

DixieNormas · 22/10/2017 00:24

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 22/10/2017 00:29

Have a cuddle without the sharing stories that you aren't going to get.

Isadora2007 · 22/10/2017 00:30

If it helps any I just had several on your behalf... 😉

DixieNormas · 22/10/2017 00:46

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GrimDamnFanjo · 22/10/2017 00:47

Biscuit seriously ?

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 22/10/2017 01:01

It Makes not one iota of difference to me whether you shag tonight or not.. Your sex life is the least of my worries.
I still have to pay my mortgage.
However you know the advice you've been given, but you're a big girl and he's a boy, so its your choice

JemimaLovesHamble · 22/10/2017 01:05

As long as this isn't being done on the NHS, go for it. But if it is, you'd either have to tell them that you couldn't resist fiddling with each other and can you please have another try on us, or just accept that your test results may be worthless but pretend they are accurate. Is it worth it?

nevereverever83 · 22/10/2017 01:13

the loophole you're looking for is called cunnilingus

nocoolnamesleft · 22/10/2017 01:47

It doesn't matter which loophole he ejaculates into, it'll bugger up the test results.

BaconAndBees · 22/10/2017 01:49

FFS.

BertieBotts · 22/10/2017 02:26

He can't wank either. No. Stay chaste Grin

And don't let him sort you out either. DH tried that, he thought it was a brilliant trick. No. Blue balls are real and he spent much of the next day whimpering in a cold bath.

SashaFiercesMum · 22/10/2017 02:29

Nevereverever Star

OkPedro · 22/10/2017 02:33

Blue balls are not a "thing"
no one has ever died because they couldn't or didn't have sex for a few days.