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AIBU?

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To have a bit of late night fun..?

45 replies

SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 01:14

... apologies, but I must ask.

My fella has drunk too much and is snoring his fat arse off next to me. I'm not ready to sleep yet and could do with a bit of fun.

AIBU to kick the cats out of the room and get on with it?!

Blush
OP posts:
user1498240695 · 03/09/2017 01:18
Hmm
FeelingAggrieved · 03/09/2017 01:18

"I must ask"

Why must you ask?

Do what you want..

NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 01:19

She's pissed.

God bless.

SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 01:19

Fair point. Blush

OP posts:
BastardGoDarkly · 03/09/2017 01:20

Get on with it? He's asleep?!

NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 01:20

Do not be embarrassed. You are wonderful.

SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 01:27

I'm not talking about molesting my bloke, @BastardGoneDarkly Shock

So glad I name changed. This thread seemed like a good idea at the time.

Must drink less.

OP posts:
NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 01:29

Nothing wrong with your thread!

BastardGoDarkly · 03/09/2017 01:29

So, you're asking MN if you should have a wank?! Hmm

Drinking less would be good I think.

oldlaundbooth · 03/09/2017 01:30

What?

NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 01:30

Drinking less is never good advice.

SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 01:33

It seemed like a hilarious idea 15 mins ago, but not so much now.

To be fair, I've resolved the initial question by boring myself out of it spouting nonsense.

OP posts:
NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 01:33
Wine
Efi85 · 03/09/2017 01:40

Haha dont be embaressed! that it was cute and hot! I hope you enjoyed it ;)

user1489675144 · 03/09/2017 01:45

If he #got on with it' with you would that be ok>

user1489675144 · 03/09/2017 01:47

Why would you ask if masturbation of yourself ok...

Do you mean get on with it as it get on him and get on with it...

Strange thread this one

SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 01:49

Holy shit, I'm not about to molest him, that was never the intention, as I'm not a rampaging freak (yet .)

OP posts:
squoosh · 03/09/2017 01:56

Let the poor woman wank in peace!

amermaideindesguise · 03/09/2017 01:59
Hmm
BackieJerkhart · 03/09/2017 02:00

Are you asking strangers if it's ok for you to maturbate? Confused

SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 02:04

dies quietly

OP posts:
SadCatDiary · 03/09/2017 02:05

This seemed like a good idea at the time. Sad

OP posts:
NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 02:05

What is wrong with the people judging the OP? OP have fun tonight, please!

NoLoveofMine · 03/09/2017 02:06

Nothing to be embarrassed about. You're enjoying yourself, ignore these killjoys.

Andylion · 03/09/2017 02:07

I thought you were going to draw a moustache on him.

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