To have a bit of late night fun..?

[SadCatDiary]

... apologies, but I must ask.

My fella has drunk too much and is snoring his fat arse off next to me. I'm not ready to sleep yet and could do with a bit of fun.

AIBU to kick the cats out of the room and get on with it?!

OP you've mistakenly stumbled into a meeting of the League of Decency. Get back to your bed and make yourself comfortable.

Blimey, and there's me wondering whether I should take my bra off whilst waiting for my late night takeaway delivery .

squoosh 'League of Decency' - oh, I'm stealing that one

You lot are spoilsports.

Should have kept quiet and got on with it!

OP enjoy yourself! No idea why people are being so po faced about your drunk thread

@Andylion
Oh op I can't understand some of these replies, get drunk, and have fun...sounds like some of these ladies need a bit more of that!

Music to go along with.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-lKMGII_k

Yes, and wipe your hands on his tshirt after x

I hope you all appreciate this magnificent song which my mum has just knocked on my door and said "WHY ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP AMY?" And got this blasted in her face

Some times you c c come in deep inside: m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHdllsnMzA

I'm confused. I might be too old.

Do it SadCat! I'm forever over-thinking myself out of a wank. Don't be like me.

Nothing wrong with wanking

And at that I am going to bed

NoLoveofMine you are pretty over invested in this. You ok hun?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3016676-To-be-annoyed-at-Oh-wanking

So man wanks next to his sleeping partner not ok.

Woman wanks next to sleeping partner and that's ok?