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Zoflora and my husband

61 replies

Mc180768 · 28/08/2017 23:24

Introduced my husband to Zoflora.

However, he is struggling to understand the concept of 'concentrated'

AIBU to fall out with him? Am well cross.

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ifitsnotanarse · 28/08/2017 23:28

My only advice it to LTB. i have with my 'D'H for doing similar.

Actually, I have a large bottle for him as he washes all the clothes and I hide a selection of smaller bottles for my own person use when washing floors, worktops etc. He hasn't found them. Yet.

FrancisCrawford · 28/08/2017 23:32

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Ummmmgogo · 28/08/2017 23:36

I make up a spray bottle. one capful doesn't seem like it's going to be enough for all the water they recommend so it's very tempting to make it double or triple strength. I feel his pain!

OutToGetYou · 28/08/2017 23:37

My last cleaner used a whole bottle of Zoflora and a whole bottle of bleach every week, in three hours. I can only assume she was drinking them!

Mc180768 · 28/08/2017 23:43

Fabulous answers. Thank you so much.

We have had an almighty row about it. (First world, I know) But still?

He is the same with bleach. Bottles of the stuff.

Could be worse, he could be a lazy fucker. But our Zoflora bill has gone from 80p per week to £4.80.

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Mc180768 · 28/08/2017 23:48

On the upside, I have stopped him from using aerosols.

We do have a Warehouse for second hand furniture. I suspect he is smuggling my Zoflora in there. I am highly suspicious.

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ReinettePompadour · 28/08/2017 23:48

My DH believes zoflora smells of wet dog no matter which scent you buy. He refuses to use it and stormed out this morning to buy some floor cleaner that he felt smelled lovely but it smelled of wet dog to me Hmm

OutToGetYou · 28/08/2017 23:52

Reinette - have you considered getting a dog?

Mc180768 · 28/08/2017 23:53

Ummmmgogo. Do you want him? He is a builder, great at making wardrobes and will make friendship bracelets for hours with step grandaughter. Hoovers up lots, loves health & safety & cleans out bins.

Emptying bottles of Zoflora is too much for me to bear.

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SilverdaleGlen · 28/08/2017 23:54

What's zoflora?

Mc180768 · 28/08/2017 23:55

@OuToGetYou. Our dog smells of Zoflora.

In fact, everything smells of it.

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Ummmmgogo · 28/08/2017 23:56

😂 as tempting as that offer is, I'm not going to break up a family over cleaning products! x

OutToGetYou · 28/08/2017 23:57

My house does too. I made up a spray bottle just today and have been spraying everything!
I don't have a dog though (I did have a cat, but he is currently missing).

MrsFrankieHeck · 28/08/2017 23:57

What's Zoflora Shock

There's lots of Facebook groups dedicated to the wonder that is Zoflora! People spend hours Zofloraing their houses.

Mc180768 · 28/08/2017 23:57

@SilverDaleGlen

Wash your mouth out. Zoflora disinfectant is MN mission statement. Empires have been built here on Zoflora.

😁

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Ummmmgogo · 28/08/2017 23:58

how is he with double concentrated squash? I had to stop buying it because I made it so strong it was disgusting.

am currently having issues with my concentrated fabric softener!

MrsFrankieHeck · 28/08/2017 23:59

See?Grin

https://m.facebook.com/groups/1933295900260735

Mc180768 · 29/08/2017 00:05

@UmmmmGogo,

I do not have double concentrated squash. We do have separate orange juices. He likes with bits. I like smooth. He is quite obsessed with cleaning products. But utterly hopeless at laundry.

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BackieJerkhart · 29/08/2017 00:08

Our dog smells of Zoflora

Grin

My dog most definitely does NOT smell of zoflora! Hmm

Mc180768 · 29/08/2017 00:09

I do not use fabric conditioner either. I hate the smell.

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AnnieAnoniMouse · 29/08/2017 00:09

Just thinking about Z gives me a headache - there's no way I could cope with you your DH.

SilverdaleGlen · 29/08/2017 00:13

There is a secret Zoflora Facebook group!

I am still no wiser as the WTF it is but now I NEED it in my life.

I've been hanging round here for about 5 years and have never heard of it. Feel like there is an inner circle of cool I have been totally missing

Slimthistime · 29/08/2017 00:20

Zoflora is over rated.
There, I said it.

I'm going to bed now. Not leaving the country. Or NCing after my shocking remark Grin

Mc180768 · 29/08/2017 00:25

I have joined the Zoflora FB group.

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Mc180768 · 29/08/2017 00:27

@Slimthistime. You dare devil. I suspect you will be shot at dawn.

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