Gargh!!!! Fucking Ikea

[BrokeAndBad]

Fucking sales prevention officers

...what?

Sorry pressed post to early (I'm that fucking angry)

Do they not want you to buy their stuff?? I'm trying to order a new kitchen FFS not take them over....

Bunch of fucking twats.

1 2 3 .... and breathe

Still none the wiser...

I've had trouble with them. I wanted to buy a small piece of furniture, but they were out of stock they told me. There were 2 on display, so I asked if I could just buy one of them (at full price), just stick it in the car and drive it home. I was in business to buy the furniture, and they were in business to sell the furniture, so I thought that we might be able to come to some sort of deal. But computer said no...

Eh? What are they stopping you from doing OP? Buying a kitchen? How?
'Blubber' You can't buy their display furniture! Until it's taken down to bargain corner that is.

This isn't FB, OP.

Vaguebooking won't get you anywhere.

After two (most unsuccessful - various separate reasons) planning appointments ... I've decided to go ahead and order ...

Thought with my quote I could just go in and order... Nope! Need to make an appointment!!!!!

No appointments until next week!!

I. Just. Want. My. New. Kitchen.

I know I sound like a spoilt brat, but I've waited a loooong time and now I just want it done plus I'm getting a dishwasher for first time ever and I hate washing up

Yea first world problems I know.

Just needed to vent.

You don't need an appointment to order a kitchen; if you're happy with it all you can add it all online and then print off your shopping list. It still gets collected in the flatpack hall.

We paid £15 for the 'gathering up' service they offered. Which was very worth it!

To get the finance you need to make an appointment

You didn't think you'd need to make an appointment in order to (effectively) borrow a load of money of them? That's hardly their fault.

You need finance to buy the kitchen but you thought you'd just be able to phone up and order it?

Yadda yadda yadda lol

Well that's a financial issue, not a kitchen ordering issue. The kitchen is there, the funding is not - that's what your appointment is for.

No idea as to what you're rambling about.

I bought something from the display in Ikea last week, got a discount too. It's just a faff for the employee but can be done.

To get the finance you need to make an appointment

And you are surprised at this?

You think they're just going to let you order £££ of kitchen on HP online?? Have you come across credit agreements before?!

Bloody hell back off would you? Op is just having a rant. Jeez

Yeah you can't order the kitchen until you've paid for it and they can't just hand you the finance then and there!

What do you suggest we should have said then Flybye? Hmm.

Yadda yadda yadda lol

Nope - none the wiser. 😐

You can tell we are at the thick end of the school holidays.
I am pretty sure that at most other times a vent about Ikea would be met with a chorus of 'OMG YES!' and 'bastards!'

Personally I adore Ikea. I am particularly pleased that they appeared to read my mind and produce an outdoor standard lamp, complete with fringing, that is now sitting outside my shed.