We're not on a 17 day vacation, not us. We have meetings and calls! Now where did that golf ball go?...Trump cont.

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Pft there's an actual fallout shelter about a mile from me. Now I just need 40 years worth of food ..

I wish to Goodness he'd finish his tweets at least. An hour at least since he partly completed the last one.

An hour at least since he partly completed the last one.
Willing to bet he's long since forgotten about part 2.

Personal top contender in this round of 'complete the tweet':

[We want to make sure that we have the workforce development programs we need to ensure these jobs are....] guaranteed to provide maximum potential for my bigly self to brag about job creation figure on teh interwebz

Just saw the news report about the discovery of a cannabis farm in an old government underground nuclear bunker in Wiltshire. Maybe they'd like a new reliable tenant now - I come with impeccable refs!

I imagine that it's already baggsied, NorthWest.

I'd just like to be sure that he wasn't dragged off to the bunker in mid-tweet, Bossy.

You can share my bunker northwest

Thanks Youcanttake! I'm emptying my cupboards of chocolate Hobnobs and now!

I posted these about 6 months ago about my neighbour building a nuclear bunker. He was obviously clairvoyant.

Oh God! Can you imagine being in a bunker full of weed during an actual nuclear strike? That 40 years of food wouldn't last a month. At least, the Doritos and Ding Dongs wouldn't at any rate!!😜

I'd just like to be sure that he wasn't dragged off to the bunker in mid-tweet, Bossy.

New best case scenario hypothesis based on this: he's had a massive stroke which has completely changed his personality.

I'll be operating under this assumption until he proves me wrong in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Xi and Putin are to meet next month to discuss the situation. I'm gratified that they think we'll get there. A Newsweek piece.

Russia weighs in

It hasn't changed his personality though, it has exacerbated it. Can strokes do That?

Excellent party in the bunker.

Seriously I do hope he doesn't kill us all. I don't want to have to fight off the rest of my village for some old soviet era fallout shelter.

It depends on the stroke, as far as I know.

Can strokes do That?

No idea, but at this point I'm willing to grasp at any straw. The man's been in office for about 6 months. That would be 1/8 of his first term or, even worse, 1/16 of his total potential time in office. And he's already brought us to the point where people are actually worrying about nuclear fucking war.

He either changes fast or somehow gets sidelined/bumped off the throne or we're all truly and thoroughly fucked.

I didn't expect to make it to July, Bossy. You're clearly more of an optimist.

Well, the good news is: he really was not focussed enough to finish that earlier tweet:

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

"Consumer Comfort Reaches 16-Year High on U.S. Economic Optimism" via Bloomberg

He might just, you know, forget about NK, too, if we're really lucky!

He'll get bumped off.
Heart attacks happen to portly elderly men under a lot of stress.
He will have to step down for his health.

God this is all sounding like that old parlour game. If you had the chance to go back and shoot Hitler, could you do it...

KJU will remind him.

And he's still only on annual leave.

^He'll get bumped off.
Heart attacks happen to portly elderly men under a lot of stress.
He will have to step down for his health.^

This is like a very dark version. of snog, marry or avoid: gunshot from a grassy knoll, "heart attack" or defenstration.

Too many typos above - hope you got my drift.

Where is Mattis right now?

California I think