Is this just real life? Is this just fantasy? ScaraMooch, keep your hands away from me. Trump continued

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Because the last thread filled up REALLY quickly.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2986638-Seans-gone-Its-sad-Great-guy-Going-to-miss-him-Trump-continued?

Floella

How come he talks as if he has just left the dentist and his mouth is still numb? (Is that a consequence of coke wanting to get all the words right?)

"you'll notice they did not say he was leaving to spend more time with his family..."

From the link with the WH statement.

I hope he didn't sell his company meanwhile. It would be like three birds flying and none in the hand.

Whaaat? That has cheered me right up! Didn't think he'd last long, he was upstaging Donald too much!

Also just read on Twitter, think from wsj -

After being sworn-in, Kelly walked to new office, where he informed Mooch—1-on-1—that he was out, WH official says

This is getting good. Like game of thrones without the dragons.

What I want to know is who Jon Snow is.

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Elahe Izadi @ElaheIzadi
Anthony Scaramucci erroneously listed as dead in the new Harvard Law alumni directory
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What the actual is going on? Will every one in the USA get a chance to be a press secretary?

(so not place marking)

Ideas on what Kelly may have specifically told little Tony?

Something like "go and fuck yourself"?

Anthony Scaramucci erroneously listed as dead in the new Harvard Law alumni directory

Maybe they have Russian connections and just know he'll end up defenestrated.

Or he's dead to them?

I guess I'll be deprived of the report of the first meeting/telephone call between Gorsuch and Mooch. I was looking forward to it as well.

Slim pickings ... but I'll have to nominate the Kush solely for being a tad young and inexperienced to do the job.

Though the president himself is also an option as he's clearly the best candidate going by the amount of knowing nothing in evidence.

With mooch gone and now this, are the "grown ups" reasserting themselves? It's probably foolish to hope but I can't help it

BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
US imposes sanctions on Venezuela's President Maduro, calling him a "dictator" after Sunday's vote for new assembly

This is fucking brilliant what a joke trumpets White House is!

Grrr. Watching Trump doing the medal of honour speech on BBC News on catch-up - he's so grim. It's written like a kid's picture book - really short sentences, badic vocabulary. He sounds so dumb reading it. Have had to look away because the circle hand gesture is getting on my wick. 👌 blah 👌 blah blah 👌 and so on...

Can I be Press Secretary next? I'm assuming he only wants white caucasians so I reckon we've all got a shot in the next four and a bit years.

Basic, not badic

Agree badbad it sounded so false coming from him. Imagine how Obama would've delivered that speech

I don't think there will be a new one. (Or not for a while.)

I don't have a dick, which I think rules me out.

republican brains missing

White Walkers?

How are F&F treating it?

BossyBitch

Maybe Trump can hire John Miller or John Baron. (for those not familiar: fortune.com/2016/05/18/donald-trump-fake-names/)

just saw the headline.

Oh, look Eric goes on Hannity tonight. It should be fun.

Eric Trump?